Congrats to the Tims.
Posts by Umberto Ecolocation
Someone please tell me what the chorus of Yard Act's "The Overload" reminds me of.
They need to bring this back.
DG The Daily Galaxy A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to 'Restore Pluto to a Planet,' and NASA's chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected
"No. They know why."
Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
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New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped
If I was a website where people buy music from used record stores they've never been to with varying qualities of sellers, I would not make my logo a broken CD.
Screenshot of Google information box: United States Postal Service 1.8 stars 501 Google reviews Post office in New York Website Directions Reviews Save Share Call [Highlighting begins] Government chain [highlighting ends] providing mail and package delivery services, money orders, and passports.
Government what now
Someone behind me this morning in line for Record Store Day pronounced it that way and it took every ounce of my self-control not to turn around and correct them.
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen
Can't really say this loud enough, but fuck the Washington Post editorial board. Absolute dripping fucking shitheads. Stupidest fucking group of fucking monkeys ever to fuck a typewriter.
The pope is....WEAK ON CRIME
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
Congratulations on a job well done, bike guy
Just an FYI the Day it HAPPENS, my books will have a collective 86.47% off sale for like two weeks.
Deleted Command and Conquer cutscene (because too corny)
Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
That’s right. As it should be.
Those Artemis II astronauts are missing the opportunity of a lifetime if they aren’t up there blasting Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’!!!
The wizard ponders his orb.
anybody who grew up on scifi knows that that 40 minute window where the astronauts are out of contact is where the weird shit happens that plays out over the rest of the story
losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice
I know that’s bad english and all, but I fucking hate this deathbed repentance after years of writing Stormfront posts masquerading as a syndicated column and it pisses me off that they think they deserve a seat at the table rather than being told to fuck off forever
The front cover of a paperback copy of the Dutch version of J.R.R. Tolklien's The Hobbit, circa 1960. Eight cheerful-looking cartoon figures with long grey beards surround a smaller, waving beardless figure in the middle.
have you guys seen the Dutch cover of The Hobbit cuz I hadn't
Spaceflight is inherently interesting of course but they can't keep doing the same thing if they expect to grow viewership. There should be a betrayal arc. At a pivotal moment one of the astronauts should be revealed to be evil
It’s a really special parasocial relationship when there’s someone you’ve followed for years without a follow back. like yessss that’s my friend that doesn’t know me and doesn’t want to