Really bad teams still win 50 games a year 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

To be fair that was most of July and August last season

Disastros
Asstros
#Astros

I wanted him fired when he didn't pinch hit for Diaz in the ninth last night

Interesting I figured they could get it from other protein sources? I'm just a chef, not a dietician

Wait, there are people who need beef for medical reasons? (I eat beef, just curious)

LMJ was supposed to start today and now it's Weiss? #Astros

Miami > Pittsburgh in April has to be the easiest call ever

Return of the Terror Twins #Rockets

Amen and Tari are just stunting now 😂

Down 21 six minutes into the game and worked the offensive glass all the way back... I was almost out early

Mark waking up 🤝 me going to bed

Yordong over my head!!!! #Astros

Happy HB Day! #Astros

Anyone else going to the game tonight?

Lance McCullers Jr. #Astros is Box-Toppers AL Player of the Day (7IP 4H R BB 9K W vs. BOS).

All Monday B-T Player of the Game winners: www.box-toppers.com/blog/2026/3/...

When his arm is sore tomorrow because Espada let him throw 96 pitches you can all rub it in my face. Tonight I'm as invincible as an LMJ curveball #Astros

Just know I'm watching all the McCullers love tonight... some of us have always been on his side and have receipts #Astros

Lance... And I can't stress this enough... FUCKING McCullers Jr #Astros

Look at Nostradamus over here #Astros

We're so fucking back

Happy LMJ Day to all who celebrate! #Astros

Houston

At least the Horns are playing with House money

WE ARE SO BACK

Come on Austin, let's not doom before the season even starts... Plenty of time for that in like 2 hours 😂

Let's go #Astros BlueSky... It's been a long winter. Let's hear some predictions...

I'm predicting a Cam Smith breakout year

The return of vintage Yordan

90 wins

@treblaw.bsky.social is this intentionally Trumpy????

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

Listening to Stabbing Westward in the middle of the night

Your playlists are a god damn treasure trove. Bravo

Second to last game in Philly too... Makes zero sense