i can totally grow pretty chest hair

don't hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil to me, mister

i guess i need chest hair now to be your wife?

hey!!

andraste doesn't make girlie pop oopsies, yk!! too much of a baddie for that

if you ever see me make a girlie pop oopsie no you didn't

maybe i can get my hubby to add him to the cool actual chant and not the uncool one ---

it's a duck! it's a man! it's the most duck of all men!

doesn't it!? it's such a delightful pink, too! the maker painted it for me

the next award is:

best sentient vape cloud

and the winner is..... somehow ALSO ANDRASTE! (put down the bong babe)

honorable mention to VORGOTH!

the next award is:

best andraste

and the winner is..... ANDRASTE! 💋💋💋💋💋

*waves blunt in front of her face to try and revive her* don't go into the light! uh --- not right now, anyway!

you okay there, bestie?

REAL. HOUSEWIVES. OF. ANDRASTE.

last time i tried, they smoked ME

finally someone with some sense! *hands shartan the bong* my husbands have been fighting all day! i just wanna kiss them both and you! and smoke!

SToP fiGHTing!!

somehow i'm getting this vibe that i've brought doom upon all the world lmao my bad

@weirdshartan.bsky.social my elfroot smoking wife!

but did you say "i'm sorry for setting andraste on fire" to... anyone? you didn't say it to me and i might be a smoking hot babe, but like ---

babe...

i like this one!

thank you, babe! *smooches his cheek with a loud SMACK*

so you see this is my husband, the maker, and my other husband, maferath, and his husband, hessarian ---

babe, that's not an apology

well to be fair you never did say sorry ---

share, bestie!!!

my elfroot smoking hubbys are fighting ---