Or the country has lost its mind for putting up with this.

He can’t tell the truth, he’s under audit

Why did she have access to that podium?

Let me help- I would like some signed stuff!

kid rock is going to be so mad that he might shoot more beer cans

Who cares? The award no longer has any value

In a week, when they kill another American, he’ll say he never met homan

That was such a great show. And it was a treat to stand next to Mike by the green room door for Bobcat’s set

The FDA and ftc might come after you for health claims

The Seahawks deflated their balls

I hope he shoots some beer cans that he’s mad at to tell us how big his penis is.

Sounds like campaign finance fraud.

And the plane had a minor electrical issue

Can a sharpie be a contraceptive in this scenario?

Are you sure it’s not sharpies or space lasers?

@govpritzker.illinois.gov please consider this, I’ll support it as an Illinois taxpayer

Are you sure?? I’m pretty sure trump should get the noble prize for speeching and stuff. Plus he’s better at jockeying and saying French words than Carney. And you didn’t even offer sympathy for his hand boo boo. So you’re a meanie pants

I’m waiting for them to say she had ms 13 tattooed on her knuckles.

I’m waiting for them to say she had ms 13 tattooed on her knuckles.

I’m waiting for them to say she had ms 13 tattooed on her knuckles.

I’m waiting for them to say she had ms 13 tattooed on her knuckles.

His sharpie oils mightier than the hurricanes

I don’t understand why Aaron Rodgers couldn’t play against the Bears. Didn’t the ivermectin fix his hand?

And they will have very big teeth

Is that guy getting paid?

The doj is spending millions to not give food to hungry people. Just like it says in the bible

I’ve been working so hard that I haven’t heard of groceries.

Now he only wants to give it to maga voters

@johncusack.bsky.social looking forward to seeing you at the Athenaeum