There are worse informal Congressional procedures than structuring things like a fantasy snake draft.

"And with the first overall pick, the Democrats select ____ for expulsion!"

Collections: Why Don’t We Use Chemical Weapons Anymore? This week, we’re going to talk briefly about why ‘we’ – and by ‘we’ here, I mean the top-tier of modern militaries – have generally eschewed the systematic…

It’s right up his alley unfortunately. Chemical weapons were easy to ban because they are ineffective in modern warfare. Hegseth loves ineffective strategies that sound manly. Hat tip @bretdevereaux.bsky.social

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So did Slade.

Finally free to be gay with Mickey Mouse specifically.

It’s only conspiracy if it comes from the defendant region of France. Otherwise it’s sparkling law enforcement.

They get discovered by the protagonist is the zombie apocalypse movie as a convenient plot point for the character’s transportation?

It is arguably a reference to Trailer Park Boys: The Movie.

This seems like a pretty big omission from the Atlantic's article on Kash Patel. Maybe the complaint isn't as frivolous as we expected.

Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie is starting an OnlyFans.

At least in Terminator 2, T-1000 looked menacing when it was running after the car. This robot looks like it desperately needs to take a shit while waddling to the nearest bathroom.

It’s going to really embarrassing when humans are exterminated by the shit-waddle hunter killers.

Co-counsel: Our vehicle section on this petition is a little weak.

Me: It’s a habeas case. What are we supposed to say? “Despite this Court’s well know predilection for lighting habeas petitions on fire to warm the Courtroom, the Court should nevertheless…”

Co-counsel: Let’s not write that.

Kash Patel is the Pete Hegseth of J. Edgar Hoovers

Greg is the one who turned that guy into a newt.

Spayed raccoons, things of that nature.

Do you think Hegseth knows about the cubits?

I feel like Jeff Clark has an undisclosed conflict of interest in that tweet.

I see this in state court appeals decision relatively often. I read the opinion and want to scream that everyone is arguing from the wrong premise.

You were too busy returning video tapes.

Everyone likes Genesis even if they aren't a fan of Phil Collins' solo work.

🎶When..you're.. shitposting online and committing a crime, that's a bad day.

When they say "we're FBI" and you say "happy to comply", thats a bad day

Alarm bells should ring, but you volunteer a thing, with incriminating sting and you'll sing "Goin' to Jaila"🎶

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I suppose in her defense, the section of the brief I wrote was the stretch argument on remedy that makes a big difference.

Partner: can you do the findings of fact and conclusions of law for the trial?

Me: I didn’t conduct the trial, that was you and associate.

Partner: Yeah, but you wrote a section of the trial brief and I decompressed to you after trial. So you know the case.

Me: This is highly irregular.

Rooker? I barely know her!

Time to scoop up all the worthless non-fungible tokens at rock bottom prices and then call Microsoft’s bluff.

“I will be paying in Bored Apes, thank you very much.”

turning a big dial taht says ‘Teen Pregnancy' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.

I think they need to make a Zoolander 3 where Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are baffled by livestreamers and looksmaxxers who are controlled by some sort of conspiracy. The influencers split between those following Stiller based on his superior intellect and those who don’t because he’s old and busted

Chrono Trigger is short?

This constitutes a grave insult to 10 year old me’s video game talent.

With cream cheese. Skip the capers. Dill is fine.

I hope Clavicular is okay. But I don’t see the appeal of live-streaming drug use, and I definitely don’t see the appeal of doing so in an empty bar.

If we grant John a certain level of abstraction, one of the heads of the beast appearing to suffer a mortal wound could be a bullet grazing someone’s ear and being absurdly close to killing them.