why have i not been using @farttown.com as my handle this entire time

Bender in front of the Temple of Robotology

i remember seeing this in 1999 and thinking the idea of robots having religion was ridiculous

can't let my pokémon in champions see the luxury mansions i'm building for the pokémon in pokopia

yeah but it's listed under known issues that they're fixing

Pokémon Champions update notice April 9, 2026 text: Issue Regarding Current Issues Thank you for playing Pokémon Champions. We are aware that the following issues are currently occurring. Known Issues With Fixes Underway •The explanatory text for the Leech Seeded status is incorrect. Incorrect: The Pokémon takes damage equal to 1/16 of its max HP Correct: The Pokémon takes damage equal to 1/8 of its max HP Please note that this calculation is already performed correctly during battles. • When both players' Pokémon Mega Evolve simultaneously under certain conditions, the turn order may behave incorrectly. • Gender is displayed incorrectly for certain Pokémon within the tutorial. • Gender is displayed incorrectly for certain Pokémon in shared Replica Teams. • When a Pokémon has the Encore status, the Ability Lightning Rod may not activate correctly. • When you look at move details during battle while your cursor is on image descroption: photo is of update displayed on TV. in-game cursor is next to "• Gender is displayed incorrectly for certain Pokémon within the tutorial."

screenshot from Pokémon Champions tutorial match where a Gallade is shown with a ♀ (planetary symbol for Venus)

they're retconning trans gallade 😢 🏳️‍⚧️ #PokémonChampions

sorry some of us grew up mormon where god having a spaceship makes perfect sense

hope y'all are ready for some american football for the next 15,750 years

No. 0234 Stantler Normal OT Ophelia ID No. 22777 Г Trainer notes Nature: Gentle Seems to have been first met in the Kalos region on 05/07/2014. Characteristic: Likes to thrash about

arrested development references aside, this made me go look how many stantler i had (7) and i think my favorite is this one that i probably had wonder traded to me on XY in 2014

Ophelia was probably breeding for a shiny and trading away her dupes (i was doing the same)

i hope she got her shiny

a screenshot of my Pokémon HOME where i've stored 5000 Pokémon

i love all 5000 of my children equally

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with Gal Gadot singing "Imagine".

a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #tdov #transart

screenshot of Suicine, Raikou, Entei, Mewtwo, Pikachu, and player character in Pokémon Pokopia

are the legendaries supposed to be hard to find? #pokopia

pokopia is ruining my life. do not buy it. it will consume you entirely. they should regulate this game. it should not be sold to children.

may have invented a death note. will need to run some tests. you'll hear about it if it works

ok internet i'm going to disappear for a couple weeks but when i come back i can show you all the luxury apartment buildings and rail network i'll have built for my pokémon

[youtube thumbail] GHOST HUNTING WITH OUR WIVES? Revisiting the Winchester with Mari & Sara! Watcher • 185K views

who edited this episode and did they want Mari to divorce Ryan

ditto player character with an dialogue menu with a machoke: How's your comfort level? Follow me! Look at this! Never mind

game of the year is a pokémon game where you play as a ditto and get consent from pokémon to join your party

they should just go to threads; that's the meta over there (pun not intended)

reality patch notes:
- you are now able to normalize unrealistic beauty standards for birds

me all week

sprite of a dog that represents Toby Fox

the puppy Pokémon, Pombon

pokemon: @tobyfox.undertale.com, will you compose music for our pokemon game?

TF: ok but only if you make me into a pokemon in the next one

the flag of the united states but the 50 stars have been replaced with 50 of the palantir logo with extra detail to make it look like an eye/camera

adding clint as a marriage candidate in the Stardew 1.7 update is a win for men's rights activists they did not need

the only witch i know really only does baldness spells

does a single npc or book ever acknowledge the djinn or are they just like, there. do they have any lore relevance at all

inside Vale: "you must never use Psyenergy in front of anyone not from Vale, because it is a secret!"

outside Vale: "actually only psy adepts can see when you use it. it's just invisible to normies lol"

screenshot of golden sun with a dialog box saying "It's very polite to visit the mayor when coming to a new town"

screenshot of golden sun with a dialog box saying "It's just shameful not to do that"

this is a thread about my replay of Golden Sun

a faux political poster with Kermit the Frog and the slogan "Now more than ever." styled after a vintage Nixon campaign poster.

Lucy van Pelt holding a football for Charlie Brown to run up and kick

hot take: i think she was justified every time. i don't know what her reasons were but i am on her side.