Pour one out for The-Only-Album-By-That-Artist-That's-Like-That™

This is a Dark Age indicator

I trust anonymous torrent hosts with my life

I need to make a grownup phone call but I'm scared please give me strength

Fat guys with wide massive huge heavy blubbery wobbling couch crushing door smashing pants splitting permashaking asses

What once was a bit of kinky fun has grown into a permanent burden that rules your entire life. Every day revolving solely around having to feed him, clean him, wait on him hand and foot, eating all your cash, all your time as he does nothing but grow bigger, lazier, greedier, more helpless.

A monster created by endless enabling. Never being told no. Never asked to lift a finger. Getting everything he wants anytime anywhere. All sense of independence completely eroded to the point having to so much as lift a flabby arm to grab the TV remote is met with helpless mewling and complaining.

Greasy sweaty bedbound blob of drox blubber. Wheezing and whining endlessly for you to feed him and to reach into his musky cavernous fupa to jerk off his little nub. Sloshing and wobbling with every belch and fart bubbling out of his guts. Completely incapable of doing anything besides demand more.

I need to remember how to clear my mind and sink into a writing flow state

One day I'm gonna crack the code to making furry Akagi and you won't know what hit you

Putting my riichi stick in my fat ass crack and making you take it with your teeth

PLEASE. I'LL TAKE WHATEVER YOU HAVE IN STOCK. JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

Please... I've been good... I've earned it?

Why am I not somebody's fat dumb permazonked pet-son???

I need to be fat, dumb, and slobby today

A big huge massive fat sweaty nerd beaver and he's farting so dang loud like damn dude how you fart so fucking loud bro?

It's Barney again and yuuuup he's farting again...
#FatFur #Slob #Farts

Ribbed for your pleasure

Giant endless snaking gummy worm

"I based it off my lived experience even though I didn't live that experience."

Everything is hard and scary and painful and I'm not cut out for this ;-;

I belong in a soft padded playroom full of toys not misery and suffering capitalism hell world

Dad come pick me up I'm scared

Wishing you a speedy recovery

Todo list for today:
• Outrun the horrors
• Scrub bathroom
• Install Windows 98

I will never understand the lingering fixation people have with Yandere Simulator. I get that the dev is a shit head but the game has such a trashy premise and came out during the original "Sim Slop" boom I don't think there was ever a world where it was going to be"good"

Wake up in the morning with a paci in your mouth. Getting sat down in your extra large high chair for a breakfast of smiley pancakes and chocolate milk. And spending the rest of the morning watching cartoons on daddy's lap.

I live in constant fear that someone's gonna make a video essay about me

Watching Kung Fu Panda 2 for the first time and lost my mind when I saw Shifu fushigi a drop of water

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