We all have days like this

Exactly one year ago today:

Poltergeist 3. I watched it with a babysitter who repeatedly said throughout, “I don’t think we should be watching this” until it was “I don’t think we should have watched that.” For years afterwards I had recurring nightmares about my reflection trying to kill me. I still don’t really like mirrors.

A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

initially i thought it extremely inappropriate for jd vance to travel to another country and try to meddle in their elections and now i think he should go stump on behalf of every right wing reactionary party in europe, give him a special budget for it, i don't care, get him on the local news

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

a woman in armor with the words help me with these straps below her ALT: a woman in armor with the words help me with these straps below her

We all know Podrick’s lost without her

You do not, under any circumstances, need to hand it to Iran’s AI slop videos

Trying to remember evidence class from 20 years ago about how certain speech is considered “verbal acts” etc. Not trying to give you an aneurysm throwing that out there 😬

For certain inquiries like hearsay we do

Defamation, copyright and trademark infringements, threats, are all literally speech, but we remove them from the speech category due to their effects. Couldnt algorithmic design also be treated similarly?

My mom literally did this so it will always have a special place in my heart theonion.com/mom-just-cal...

You have an amazing collection of cretinous dunces for haters. Congratulations.

The Relentless Madness of Short Existentialist Plays Starring You and Your Co-Workers COWORKER: I’m already off to a bad start. How’s your bracket doing? YOU: Pretty good. I mostly went with whatever team was ranked higher and that was usually...

YOU: It must have been fun to go to a school with such a good basketball team.

THE GUY WHO NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT DUKE: Oh, I didn’t go to Duke.

[Beat.]

YOU: Are you from North Carolina?

THE GUY WHO NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT DUKE: Nope.

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Bookmark this one for the wild celebrations that are just around the corner for a certain someone

Put this deranged motherfucker in a straightjacket

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

That’s just the kind of house he lives in

Donald Trump can still be supreme leader of Iran if Mike Pence has the courage.

Finally a news organization is living up to the rigorous journalism of the Daily Show

lol wtf are you taking about

Let’s see how turning a once prestigious news network into a tabloid tv version of the ny post works out for these dumb clowns

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

Operation Epstein Fury

Man was not meant to live amongst the snow

so it was written. so it will be

It’s bad enough getting scolded by your dentist for not flossing enough but no one prepares you for getting yelled at by your kids’ dentist for them not flossing.

The American flag comes down under a Trump banner amid stormy weather at DOJ.