found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

I'm still convinced the movie will be 20 minutes long. They're going to bleed money in every scene. Garland must have written the most economic script of his career.

Troll

the famed cimmerian stands his ground against bloodthirsty ghoul priests, a headband around his square cut black hair, his bulging arms revealed by the sleeveless scale armour vest, a large bronze bowl shield in his left hand and a short gladius-like sword in his right

conan

#conanthebarbarian #robertehoward #conanthecimmerian #swordandsorcery #fantasyart #fanart #fantasy #art

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - gaze

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

letterboxd review by damagecoyote for mad god (2021): four and a half stars the review reads as follows "this is what i'd call truly one of the great yet undersung artistic achievements of our era. this stop motion film took 30 years to complete and the effort, love, and dedication for this project shows in every single frame of it. truly horrifying and repulsive yet utterly hypnotic and impossible to turn away from until the ride is over. if he wasn't already a stop motion/practical/special effects legend, this alone would be enough to earn phil tippett his place in the ray harryhausen hall of fame."

finally saw mad god after having it sit on my hard drive for like two years. one of the best stop motion projects i've ever witnessed. if i was to mythologize about it, i'd say it feels like phil tippett had a vision of hell & heaven and had to get it out, sparing no expense nor time.

👀The book is pretty good too!

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS TALKING TO HER CAT NANCY: DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE THREE YEARS OLD TODAY? P2- NANCY IS SEEN LEAVING THE BAKERY WITH A BOX P3- NEXT WE SEE NANCY IS LEAVING THE FISH MARKET , CARRYING THE BOX AND A PACKAGE P4- NANCY’S CAT IS SITTING AT THE TABLE WEARING A NAPKIN AROUND ITS NECK NANCY: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, КІТТУ NANCY HAS A CAKE WITH THREE FISH STICKING IN THE CAKE LIKE CANDLES

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 13,1950

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - intent

the shocker in a pinball coin door coin return

always remember to show your pinball machines some love. they have needs too you know

A painting depicts an elderly dog ​​with a cane and glasses entering the water hand-in-hand with her grandson holding a stroller, while in the background her son and wife enjoy the sun.

Elderly dog ​​fulfills her dream of going to the beach for the first time.

tears of the kingdom, but it says "too much fucking crafting hate that shit"

Other people wanna fight then let em. I’m watching a movie. You seen one of these things before? The picture moves

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Nerd, Jock, Olga and Tiger on a hiking trail (1/3)

Silica the sandwoman creating a wall of Sand blocking bullets

Spider-man villain vulture but big and creepy. Long Legs meets Jason Voorhees

Absolute spider-man rogues. Silica the Sandwoman, a bulletproof sand wall surrounds her. Vulture, a recluse rich kid Hidden from the public, tinkered a flight suit and flies about the woods of upstate new york eating god knows what or who off the roads

A dwarven warrior standing in front of two statues of Warrior Maidens gives a thumbs up like a cheesy cell phone picture.

Day 374, random old school TTRPG art from random book: “B4 The Lost City”, TSR 1982, Jim Holloway, page 11. #ttrpg #tabletoprpg #d&d #dnd #osr #ad&d #fantasyart #art #ttrpgcommunity #dndart #osrart

Trump voice: What if Hatsune Miku had huge pecs and massive guns? Like she could play college ball. The scientists said it wasn’t possible but look at her. There she goes, lifting things of immense size.

I'm sorry I called it Supergirl of the Galaxy. It's much more like a Doctor Who episode. I'll see it!

A møøse once bit my sister...

Obe-Ixx of Azarumme, the ur-vampire, another named monster of the Shadowdark monster manual, with scorpion armor and some vampire spawn #obeixx #vampire #shadowdark #monstermanual

A scene from The Two Towers. Sam is on his belly with naked twink Sméagol straddling his hips. Frodo pulls his head back by the hair erotically and leans in to his ear while brandishing Sting. It is *extremely* gay.

The Taming of Sméagol, by Donato Giancola, 2010

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

next time we should try a government staffed by people who are good at their jobs to see if things work out better

a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd

sam_breaking_sad on Insta and TikTok.

I think about this video a normal amount I swear