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Playoffs Gritty

Go green. Caught you

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Raised so far $1,009,343 New Goal: $1,500,000 Our Goal $1,000,000 Total Donors 3250

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this has been a good news week? good things are happening?

Protect Our Daughters Dan Orlovsky is Donald Ducking at the draft

Alan Dershowitz's defection to the Republican Party could have a chilling effect on Democrats' ability to recruit authoritarian pro-Netanyahu pedophiles who continually go on Fox News to praise Donald Trump.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

A lot about the world is very heavy right now but if a college football podcast that got jettisoned by Vox during the pandemic for not having a marketable audience can raise this much money for refugees in Atlanta in two days then just think of all the stuff we can all do together

The Red Sox are on pace to hit 92 home runs. That would be their fewest in a 162-game season since 1992.

The 2020 team hit 81 over 60 games.

You have a hearing tomorrow morning

The Chive is gonna explode with joy

Oh yeah had no clue hah

I did not know this was a thing

The most back MSU hockey has felt this year. Got a rookie going straight from MSU to back-to-back GWG in the SC playoffs after his season finished with the Spartans

It’s Abdelkader 2008 vibes.

Martone is going to be a recruiting boon. Watch.

Monitoring EK as well

Kris Letang is beyond washed

Gonna be clipping that Owen Tippett shift for my clients I’ll tell ya what

Porter Martone 😘

Tbh Pittsburgh got away with a too many penalty earlier

Sloppy changes and Philly is looking to play up the boards too which can get a guy caught

I love Watford tbh. Could have picked them as my team when I did wolves. Absolutely sick logo

We get killed on VAR decisions and tbh I’ll be excited to be allowed to celebrate goals without waiting for the challenge to ruin it

I’ve loved that as a donor.

Student loans more than doubling means reining it back in this year. But when that PSLF kicks in I hope to be back with the biggest yet

Thank you for this greatest event every year guys

So therapy today was about the most profound but also definitely a trope

But uhhhhh

I’m 36 and yeah my dad really wasn’t a good dad like I thought growing up and as I raise a son now it’s pissing me off more each day

Legend

I’m still here though @jaysarkar.bsky.social

I’m loyal to who you picked my guy

Well my premier league team got relegated today

And tbh we’ll likely be down a while. Until maybe a sale and then who knows

The mismanagement is so rotten and the town on tough times I just think it may be a lonnnngggg way back

The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.