Oh no they’re having a tinkoff.

hi from jim and also happy 420 who wants to come over and get zooted to the moon tonight?

Happy Birthday!! (said louder and more sincerely than everyone else!)

Oh wow

😍😍😍

Wait I’ve been begging my friends to get stoned with me and go see a magician I’m on my wayyyyy!!!!

Such a beautiful book omg. Ruined me.

Powering through SATC season 6 but oof please somebody tell me it gets better

Idk if y’all watched Adults but that third episode of this first season is some of the funniest comedy writing and performances I’ve seen in recent years I am so excited this show got picked up for a second season.

Husband is traveling for work again and since I’m not allowed to go buy new art I did the next best thing which is go buy paint samples to redo our back entry lmao I really shouldn’t be left alone.

Years ago I came across the Naomi book by taschen in a store and I didn’t buy it and it haunts me to this day. That book is my white whale. I will not rest until it is front and center on my coffee table. So help me god.

Husband is traveling a lot this month and while I do miss him, every time he comes home he takes me out to a little dinner. I love this for me.

The P stands for President

Yeah and I’m “thinking about” not getting drunk tonight!! But we all know how that ends!!

Uh oh went to the antique stores and bought some more art teehee when the husband is away this mouse will play (and buy art we don’t need!) 🤭

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage Miss P Noodle!

finally!

I think I just strained my fucking hamstring at the gym leg day can get fucked!!

(and also someone pls come give me a massage 🥺)

hey anybody free and want to hang out tonight when i’m free to hang out tonight when i am free?

Girl if you don’t DM me back… 😤

👀👀

No truly I’m thrilled for him.

Just found out a guy I went to college with (we were both very closeted at the time) is currently dating a very hot gay guy former influencer/porn creator whose work I am intimately familiar with???????

handsome, handsome, handsome!

Possible food poisoning at the family Easter dinner? Watch this space!

Happy Easter! Be sure to check in your uncle’s basket today for his special hidden egg!! 🥰

Cutieeee

Why the FUCK am I seeing trailers for a documentary about the making of this new Harry Potter shit and it’s premiering months before the show comes out?? What the fuck is this timeline I’m so confused.

huge if true!