read a book, support your local library

bring back italian new yorkers

depop girl x facebook marketplace boy

If poppy seed is your favorite hamentashen flavor:

Long live the roster

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Genius

How are there TWO spiders in my window rn, I just want some fresh air dawg

sandwiches are mankinds greatest invention

thinking about that girl who does her entire face of makeup, lashes and all, on the train

sometimes I feel like a cat with eyebrows

Paul Costelloe f/w 2026
#fashionsky

I'm proud of our society at least for not becoming so lazy to the point where we completely omit the word "the" from our search queries

Like the computer knows what we're asking and even when we speak to one another "the" is not always necessary to be understood so I think it's cool we've kept it

If you're gonna be a cracker, at least be buttery

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

I always find it funny when people with biblical names are antizionist like, ok "Sam" do you even know who the original Sam was or what that means

I hate how goodlooking the apple headphones are damn

Groundbreaking invention idea: toilet where the flusher is on the floor/near the bottom so I don't have to almost fall over to use my foot to flush every time I use a public restroom

Someone get on this

I dont need weed cuz I'm high on life ya herd

the machines they use to sew the soles onto shoes are acc so scary bro

how you gonna be a blond dude and not dye your mustache because sir I think I seen a ghost on your upper lip

"heeeeyyyyyy uuuuhhhh canijusgeta zico?"

normalize toupees

I wish I lived in a big city so I could say crazy stuff to people in public and no one would care

when is this new vanity fair edition coming out!?!!!!

manifesting a man to come into my life who will want to and would

"in 2026 I'm gonna be so nonchalant"
"nonchalant is out, being chalant is in"

balance, we need balance as a society

but donut just doesn't have the same poise that doughnut does