I count 152 words

You need a black broom with red bristles [insert chef's kiss emoji here]

I got sent a link for the beta and it didn't work. Fixed my email address. Got a new link. Still didn't work. Sent a note to complain, as directed. Radio silence. *Not* ready for prime time 😕

I call my kids Thing 1 and Thing 2. If you'd like to know the first 50 digits of pi though ...

Look on the bottom shelf of your fridge, at the very back, for the jar with the Best Before date in Roman numerals ☠️

Sable Island maybe????

Grumpy old white men of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your ... paranoia

Can they be slimed?

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Excellent. I'd still like cameras in case the flex posts are infested with boll weevils or somethin'

Yes. The gauntlet has been cast down. Bring the cement mixer in at dawn

From what little I remember of Greek mythology, it was better if it flew off to the viewer's right. YMMV

It's helpful to know in which direction it flew away to make best use of it for ornithomancy. Regardless, I also think of them as auspicious omens

I'm worried he's a POW

People should mistake them for whipped cream, so ... zero at most

Probably (8)

None Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Silence of the Lamb

RBF: Resting Bird Face

Mount Slushmore ... I think I can make out Trump's face?

Diversify: Have Your Kayak and Eat It Too

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Vive la résistance aux pylônes !

Cycling in the Wild West End ... We are in *Dire* Straits

RCMP thank public for their assistance. Missing person located

3 ... as is my patriotic duty

Like unto Terra Cotta soldiers!

Harvard Hydra Happening
Cut one off and three appear in its place

The Peter Principal

Just what I need ... another reason not to go to New Brunswick