Block certain keywords. I've been doing that for American politics and while some stuff filters through, it has mostly blocked all the shouty Americans.

Hey, I had to Google why everyone was pissed off at Timothee Chalamet, and it's wild that this annoying runt is held to higher standards than the President of the Bad Place.

I hate the word "thrive" so much that I hope it does not continue to thrive in our lexicon.

Ashamed to say I forgot Ian McKellen, among some other heavy weights!

Come for the strawberries, stay for the crime 💪🏽

There's also a wonderful adaptation with Kate Beckinsale and Rufus Sewell which you may enjoy :)

And transformed into Robert the Goose?

Nothing like going nuclear to deter going nuclear.

One would assume any water in a kettle has been boiled before and is leftover from previous use. Boiled and reboiled water taste awful, no experts required there, but why not chuck what's obviously boiled kettle water instead of drinking it, mate?

And then desperately hoping they believe in your sentience.

Human daisy chain passing one bucket of oil after the other

Bless!

Twins! Had Mexican rice and beans, and stuffed poblano peppers for lunch, thanks to the mans. So good!

And thank god for that!

It is the end of times, and it's not even funny 😭

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But but but have most of the funny people stayed on Twitter and have all the unfunnies moved here? 😭

BlueSky is such a strange place - I see some of my old Twitter book pals here, hence why I'm here, but the rest of my feed is insipid looking food made by people who may or may not have taste bubs, angry Americans (whom I've now muted), and people who think they are funny but probably can't spell it

Not underage for his likes...🚩🚩🚩🚩

Big second chance romance energy

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Time to start acting and steal Idris Elba's job! Tit for tat, see how he likes it!

This is my fav! I don't want you operator, I want my baybeeeeee!

#3 looks like Josh O'Connor!

Hello, funnily enough, me too (although these days I write in my head while holding the baby)!

Very interesting! I wonder if we got the concept of short eats from the Portuguese, hmm.

Remember when Black Mirror was the shizz, and then we got humbled by reality?

How am I supposed to get outraged if this is behind a paywall?

He's really into it, do you think he likes learning about architectural history and melancholic old men?