Ad for sea monkeys, with creepy anthropomorphic underwater people

We must retvrn to our roots

<to the cadence of “love da Mets”> love chametz

Cody Ceci hat trick to win the cup

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

Biden did it because of things beyond his control (bad, passive victim of circumstance) but Trump is doing it as a direct and foreseeable consequence of his own choices (good, high agency)

> the antithesis of your identity.

so we have to kill them?

Anakin asks Palpatine if one can learn the power of eating barbecue

president being advised by people ruled by their libidinal urges

cat empties your wallet for expensive marsupial meat, call that a kangaroo jack

> we’re making a horrible new OS crammed with slop
> you can’t run it on your machine because you don’t have a hardware Slop Processing Unit installed

great, problem solved

just watch any male Twitch streamer

buy ASMPA-R and some warheads from France NOW

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

“he didn’t lose his battle with cancer, the cancer just won. played a great game, all credit to the cancer”

he’s bringing people together ❤️

ROLLET COASTERS INC.: ROLLER COASTER-BASED AI IS THE ONLY WAY TO SCALE THE TECHNOLOGY

It’s fascinating to see how some judges are responding to governance by fash posting with some posting of their own

gotta cause homelessness in order to raise money to deal with homelessness

believe “payfence” may be the term of art

If someone provides data: “well anecdotally that data doesn’t apply to everyone”

If someone provides anecdotes: “well anecdotes aren’t data, where’s the data”

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.

Border Patrol goes to Agriculture and starts growing topiaries on the border

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

whose ethics should Californians follow, if not their own?

do free people have the right to decide not to purchase a product?

you can raise pigs however you want, you just can’t come sell them in California without following California rules, same as congestion pricing

the "the myth of consensual sex" meme where it's a couple saying they consent but then jesus is off to the side saying he does't, but it's been changed so it says "the myth of consensual urban transit planning" And the couple is labeled "city dwellers" the man is saying "we should make it easier to not drive here" The woman is saying "like building bike lanes or adding bus routs." And Jesus has been replaced with clip art of a farmer, labeled "someone who lives 1000 miles away and has no involvement whatsoever." and is saying "Stop trying to take my car away I will kill you" text at the bottom still says "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

“Do as I say, not as I do” incarnate

this article finally answered my question about why Buckley so quickly offered a Spanish word!

feels like an ideal use case for a brief hyperlink to a modal box - “See advanced search options” kind of like Reddit’s old “formatting info” one