Idk I just need something new.

Think I want to delete everything and then start over.

CrispySpidey's partner acceptance email. "Congratulations! You’re invited to the Twitch Partner Program Twitch Partners are creators who stream a variety of content, from games, music, talk shows, art, to just about anything else you can imagine. We look for Partners who can act as role models to the community. Before getting started, please be sure to read through our Terms of Service, Community Guidelines, and DMCA Guidelines. Every creator is expected to conform to these guidelines, and violations can result in the removal of Partnership and suspension of your account."

We did it! I am now a Twitch Partner!! Thank you to my incredible community and all of the communities who came together to make this happen. Huge thank you to pushinP, our mentors, my mods, and support system throughout this entire process. I appreciate you all so much! 💜

They taste like the bag been open a real long time

RIP Typefully.

Publer just became the ultimate thread maker for Bluesky, X, Threads (and Mastodon)

Automatically split long text into a thread (with or without AI), add more posts, drag & drop media, wrap the thread.

Crosspost, customize if needed, and preview in real time

All in the same spot 🔥

I’ll never argue on the internet seriously, cuz I’d rather fight, so if we can’t fight I stg we not going back and forth.

a man in a striped shirt is holding a cell phone in his hand . Alt: Why yall white folks following me….?

Ok…. It’s a lot of white people and non-English speaking white people starting to follow me…

….why?

Only one way to find out

Everybody sucks.

I think one of the things about bluesky is that for a lot of its users, it represents a kind of retirement from social media. Like I’m tired and I want to get out of the game

Real pain is remembering that I forgot to sign a birthday kudo board after I snoozed the reminder days ago….

*HEAVY SIGH*

And WHAT is this thing going around with people holding on to being offended????? Why isn’t anyone mature enough to talk it out and squash any misunderstandings???

Idk it seems like the older folks get, the more childish (negative) people get. And i just don’t understand what’s happening fr.

I didn’t sign up to raising my mother…

Why am I mothering my mother?????

I think it’s beautiful that if you told a bunch of vegetables to imagine being at a water park, only the celery would imagine being the water slide

Check your freezer now — Walmart’s dinosaur nuggets are under a serious USDA lead alert The U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service issued a public health alert on Wednesday for Walmart's Great Value-branded frozen, dinosaur-shaped, ready-to-eat chicken nuggets that may be contaminated with unsafe levels of lead

The U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service issued a public health alert on Wednesday for Walmart's Great Value-branded frozen, dinosaur-shaped, ready-to-eat chicken nuggets that may be contaminated with unsafe levels of lead

Thank you!

ClearSky shows what lists I’m on??

It's impossible to do this w/ R. Kelly, because he as the artist engaged in no such separation. The art in question is him describing in detail what he wants to do to children. He used this art to give him access to children. The cognitive dissonance necessary for this should make your brain explode

One thing imma do is call you a hoe.

Mostly whore, but a hoe nonetheless.

Also do all you hoes have stand mixers? are yall just writing recipes for hoes with counter space or what?

Artist: Nathan W. Pyle - An illustration in a whimsical, storybook style on a textured off-white background. On the right, a knight in full grey armor with a horned helmet and a red cape kneels on one knee in a grassy field dotted with small red flowers. The knight rests their hands on the hilt of a sword planted in the ground. Golden sparkles and stars float in the air around them. To the left, the text in a classic serif font reads: "God grant me the serenity to stay silly when life gets hard"

Artist: Nathan W. Pyle

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The Jetsons lied to us

But also, I’m now finna be looking at all infinitis because everytime I’ve seen them it’s been black folks in them type of cars but I’m finna start counting how many times I see white people in them type of cars sksksksk

(No I’m not finna look up statistics about the luxury Nissan because it’s just a cebeaux theory for funsies and I enjoy doing slightly chaotic things like this)

Anyway, that’s been my cebeaux theory for quite some time. Why the other day I see TWO Infiniti vehicles with white people in them lmboooo

Like I kid you not, it has been a regular occurrence that if I see an Infiniti vehicle… they a nignog or some type of adjacent