A gr8 boozer

Love this one

Ok just pop your clothes on the chair

I have had my pork and fennel meatballs and feel like ONE BILLION DOLLARS

Remember that time his brain exploded

sage ejaculation

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Just spoke forcefully and at length over the objections of a bunch of traders on a call as my headphones had disconnected from my phone and I couldn't hear them interjecting. Now I look STRONG LIKE OX

six pints and a pickled egg

thank god

they probably moved to Dubai

UH OH NEW GENERATION JUST DROPPED

It’s delightful. We are living through your wonderful wanders

THIS GUY FUCKS

Much cheaper and quicker for me to get to Portugal

This country is so stupid to move around by public transport if not on the central spine routes

This is good right!?

today is the day he finally became president

he is STEAMED HAM

Not sure why I would want to go to Liverpool as I would be murdered for being too southern within seconds BUT STILL

I didn't realise you could take a direct train from Norwich to Liverpool in a mere 5h37m for 152£. Much cheaper than the usual FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SEVEN POUNDS as well

Meetings are falling like ninepins today. What a feeling

this escalated fast

Well done Rob

directing anything technical into a bin

Impossible to predict negative fallout from a secret "jobs for paedo friends" policy

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

I have nothing to declare but my own penius

All can be seamlessly renamed from night to shite