Slow Light - Maps Remix

Such a tune...

Happy birthday to my favourite ever player - John Barnes #LFC

What's the BBC's report, about how much is being spent on taxi fares for asylum seekers, meant to achieve, apart from riling up the usual types?

The most 'Dad's a bellend' pic...

Only one thing for it #TrumpMusk

Sorry for being woke, but genuinely think they do a better job, making it more of an occasion, of the #CarabaoCup final, than the FA Cup final #LFC

Trump's obviously unhinged but what worries me more is he can say absolutely anything he wants, majority of it untrue, and his cult-like supporters never question it.
Dangerous times

LOL

Chiesa's looked pretty bright since coming on to be fair #LFC #LIVOSC

As you get older, you can see why folk piss off to warmer climates at this time of year.
Dark, freezing and shite

I'm like a snitch on an affair or something, but here you go...

I don't think you're on Twitter anymore, pal?
But Tony Evans had a magnificent evening a couple of days ago 😩🤣

Just had a tenner bet with Mags that Coleen Rooney will win I'm A Celebrity.
11 years ago I had visions of taking my daughter to ballet or something, but here we are
#imacelebrity

The club's run by nerds, on a whole it's been successful, although the Salah issue's like someone with OCD putting a knife in the fork drawer.
Their large minds can't justify giving one of the world's best players a new contract at 32, even though their eyes say different #LFC

Well, I tried ;-)

Me 🤝 #MUFC (tonight only)

#BlackFriday

Fantastic performance, that.
Unreal that arguably our best two players probably wouldn't have started if Alisson and Trent were fit #LFC #LIVRMA

Still think they should've made Captain Tom's daughter turn their spa into a 24hr Spar

See the Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than ever now Liverpool are 5 points clear

The only worry I have is when Real Madrid come for Bellamy once Ancelotti leaves #WALICE #CYMICE #Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

The Day of the Jackal's brilliant and there's loads of Radiohead in it 👍

If Centre Parcs turned their heating down by 1 degree in all of their establishments, the hole in the ozone would disappear overnight or something

Need to delete Twitter off my phone - it's a habit looking at it every morning.

It's still morbidly fascinating.

This site might be all nice but we need a scandal on it

Off to Centre Parcs for the weekend, where folk dress like they're off to a Himalayan basecamp, when they're heading to Bella Italia

Trying to get my Twitter followers to follow me on here...

I mean, he's not really done anything horrendous, just been caught out.
Like you say, national embarrassment, poor swine