prince rides a purple motorcycle exclaiming “OOH HOO HOO HOO”
Posts by spit milk
told this dude i like “silly little eels”
how greek is your yogurt my guy
im great for talent acquisition
associate cannibal !!
my son ginko balboa
wearing the rain as a hat and the cold as a jacket
slurping a garden hose like spaghetti
buzzings and hummings can be nice when they come from inside of you
hearts will go wild ideally
you pick, i play
what if they also want to split to listen to music n you are just two ships in the night, but you could be best friends
i assume he is dead
recipe is easy, you just fill the cauldron with compliments
love potion obvi
tea for the jimmer man
would like to get dean martin on the phone and thank him for teaching me what’s amore
moisturizing routine for my soul
asking satan if he made this baguette too chewy on purpose
siri what is the length of my patience
everything i do is very legal
in my little cosmos whisking my little matcha
panting before i start running so i can get used to the feeling
in honor of David Lynch i will be playing *ethereal whooshing* at full blast all weekend
got a shiny trinket of obvious value to gift to my neighbor
steeped 9 hrs in the dream tea
I’ll care about this later when I get to assign meaning after the fact