Is menopause in Liverpool too?

Hold on.
I’m not much good at this stuff.
But…
Crusty was in Liverpool with Eric the lover only last week?
How late can she be? A couple of hours?

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Crusty &Eric look like they’re victims of Trumps war in the Middle East.
There’s a shortage of condoms - no lubricants apparently. They’re all stuck in the Strait of Hummus.

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When Helen says “she finished with Dane (or Dale?)” does she actually mean that #TheArchers are done with Dale or Dwane? And we’ll never hear him again

Another contrived episode that drops my mood for the week.

1.Chris must know Lottie. He picks up the brat and goes to parents evenings.
2.Chris must have asked himself if his drinking contributed to Alice’s drinking before
3.Rex would never have gone to Alice’s no matter how drunk

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Or… if you like living on the edge and looking for a new job…, stay till the end

He’s a great lover apparently

The more this Brine SL goes on, the more I think he’s going to die soon.

He’s given Lil the truth. For her to wrestle with after he’s gone.
The farm is set up for an almighty inheritance row
He owes George money
He owes Miranda an explanation

It’s all pointing one way

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I imagine Rex smells damp and musty….. living on that barge.

This probably means that Alice now also smells ….

Rex is right that Alice is out of his league but he has managed to demote her a few leagues .. a bit like Spurs dropping to the National league

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Hasn’t Lillian told anyone about Rauiri’s secret yet?
It’s been a day already - maybe by Friday

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I hate fish pie too…

But every-time someone cooks it, I love it.

I think there must be a childhood trauma involving fish pie that only a session with Zack Polanski can resolve.

I’ve been on dates like Chris

The ones where you pretend to friends that you’re going on a date when really you’re Billy no mates at the movies or a pub.

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As the world teeters on the edge of oblivion…. #TheArchers choose a budgie SL as their Friday night show-stopper.

What a shame we all left “the other place” - would give the Tweetalong a new dimension

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After all these years (Derek) Fletcher has a squeaking part….

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Bloody budgie.

Where is Peggy’s cat when you need it?

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last time George went to market and met a "character", he came back with some magic beans.. I mean turkey poults that weren't....
So these sheep are likely to be goats or pigs

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No I don’t think so. Are you thinking inheritance or needing love?

Improve comedy was better!

Oh my goodness. I want your life.

Miranda is a great character.
But she sounds exactly like the Chair of a resident association that makes my Charity Chair life hell.

Nevertheless, once I shake that off, Miranda is a good one…. Although I would like to see her with an evil SL like my Resident Assoc nemesis!

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Or even improv

Is Rex still living on his mould house boat? And driving a taxi?

And Brine takes credit for setting Alice up for that?!
And he was the man who famously called Chris “a starter marriage”!

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Good to have some comedy that young people seem to find funny on the BBC half hour before #TheArchers …..
…. I even found some of it funny!

I’m sad Josh is being written out.
I was hopeful that he was going to fall in love and marry whatshername from Meadow Farm

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Justin is going to give Chelsea some "business mentoring"....

It's the equivalent of going onto Dragons Den and coming away with Touker Suleyman

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Brian suggesting money to fund it, is another sign of Brian being out of touch & losing it. (As you say) I feel that Brian will be leaving us soon the way the SL’s are going.

However it wouldn’t be a bad idea for George to keep the drone business….its not as if drones are going out of fashion….

What on earth is Brian playing at?
It's like a reverse blackmail. Brian is blackmailing himself to pay George to steer clear of Rauiri.
Quite ridiculous and the episode started so well.

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They are playing us. It has to end in tears.

ok. I have to admit it. I like some of the lines George has.
To Brian... "I may have made mistakes and screwed up but I am young. What's your excuse?"
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