Soaring jet fuel prices, shortages could threaten your European vacation Even if fuel shortages can be avoided, airfare prices overseas and in the United States are expected to continue to climb as the war in Iran disrupts supplies.

The head of the International Energy Agency this week said Europe had only about six weeks of jet fuel supply on hand.

The warning was echoed by European and Asian airline executives at a recent airline industry conference in Barcelona.

i feel like rodney dangerfield would have a lot to work with these days. "guy sold me one of these self driving cars and it left without me. then he said he'd set me up with a model, turned out to be a computer! then my wife and the computer left me in the car"

In other words, the 1990s are the 1950s for a new generation.

In other news, today was a good day for my Criterion edition of Dr Strangelove to arrive

Can nuclear Armageddon at least wait until after Paul McCartney’s new album has come out? It’s already clashing with the dissolution of the Senedd.

It’s giving Major Major Major Major

Why not? It worked well for BHS, Debenhams, etc, etc

Criterion Collection pls

Somewhere Anthony Eden’s ghost is laughing, probably

It’s been done

Mentally replacing “Oil” in headlines with “Owl” is helping me process the imminent energy shock

He who dares wins, right Donners?

I really should’ve filled up my petrol tank before oil hit $100 a barrel. Suboptimal.

I am “Miiami Dan” (don’t ask)

Not a thought in their heads, glorious

I’m 75% sure current US foreign policy is being driven by the ghost of William McKinley still bitter about the USS Maine but revived by the gilded ornamentation in the White House

Cruz Beckham and The Breakers souvenir ticket puts Cardiff gig in England Souvenir tickets given out at Cruz Beckham's gig in the Welsh capital said the venue was in Cardiff, England.

Clwb Ifor Bach, England is very funny marketing bait tbf www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Didn’t expect to be catching up with very important geopolitical news while drunk on a Saturday night. It’s like being a student again.

My cousin has Tourette’s and what she goes through everyday keeping her tics under control in the outside world to present herself as “normal” in work and beyond is horrendously taxing. She has to save it all up and release it at home because wider society just doesn’t understand it!

Can we crowdfund a John Cale cover of My Reminder pls?

Very much enjoying the Wuthering Heights soundtrack

I think the risk of your significant other discovering their Valentine’s Card was free from a mobile discount code outweighs the value

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Blocked and reported

I hadn’t actually realised that Call My Bluff was basically a more subdued Would I Lie to You!

Bit on the nose for 1970s television!

I have achieved the impossible

And Sally Field

Beetlejuice - Day-o (Banana Boat Song) YouTube video by lipebianc

Beetlejuice is probably my favourite Catherine O’Hara performance, 71 is too young youtu.be/AQXVHITd1N4?...

SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.

Steady yourselves for this

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