I’m not a genius or anything but why can’t they vote to keep the government working for, like, the rest of time?

How do you tell high schoolers not to shoot their classmates when the country just celebrated shooting a man in the back?

I’m really out of touch with kids these days so I was surprised to learn that my nephew:

1. Knows what a Karen is
2. Knows his mom is one

imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio

Not sure what Daniel Penny is thinking but meeting the president-elect after you’ve killed a homeless man is pretty sick for all sides.

My mother told me “don’t EVER enroll in a party.” And she was right because socialism isn’t socialist enough for me.

Dystopian series set in modern times that’s actually just a documentary about my life

This ends well for no one!

Remember when OKCupid had the question about whether you found the thought of nuclear war exciting?

Ted Kennedy dedicated his life to healthcare equality but was vilified as a murderer for his entire life. Luigi Mangione did nothing but murder someone and is considered a hero. Make it make sense.

Maybe super smart guy could have tried to be part of a solution instead of a footnote to the problem.

Countries aren’t businesses so why do people think they should be run like businesses

It’s lucky hell doesn’t exist or all y’all would be headed there. I for one am glad the murderer was caught.

I laugh and cry about this every day.

My problem with opinion columns is that most people don’t know how to effectively write about their own opinions.

My mother-in-law is a librarian and my father-in-law is a book seller. I’d like to offer them up for this show and they can start by taming my husband’s book collection!

I feel like a crazy person for not wanting a murderer to get away with murder

Zephyr being handsome 🖤🤍🖤

The people calling for CEOs to be shot dead in the streets are the same people who voted for Trump. Make it make sense! My brain is going to explode and it’s not even January 🤯

I hereby promise to start drinking heavily if Pete Hegseth becomes Secretary of Defense.

I just keep searching “Congo unknown disease” like it’s 2020 all over again

Again.

Please not DeSantis 🤮

We can do better, but that doesn’t mean they can do better.

Pretty crazy someone can be charged federally with interfering in an election and those charges get dropped because they win an election.

Why is it only white men who get offended when you hold their politics against them?

Asking for white men.

That’s the laugh I needed today!

Well my bingo card didn’t have Matt Gaetz losing two jobs in two weeks due to a little sex trafficking

Is there a starter pack for people obsessed with maritime mysteries??

Airplane 💯