That's a lot of groping, Teo. Bo's def cute, though, fo sho.

New Mexico

They worse than Rockies.

I think the reason he's low on the list is he got "only" about $7bn now. But that's because he's already given about $35bn.

Why don't you have George Soros on there? I think he swamps Buffet.

Yes! C'mon Dodgers! Sign Kike!!! Pick him up, like Andy did!

I guess those are six sandwiches that are not made out of ham.

I guess those are six sandwiches that are not made out of ham.

Jasmine Crockett is not wrong!

In celebration of Bad Bunny Day, my Dodgers ought to announce the re-signing of Kike Hernandez!

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C'mon Dodgers!

@dodgers.com
#KikeHernandez
#GoDodgers

Come on over to the dark side, the water's warm!

Fair point, but man!, I love my Dodgers!

Well, ok, kinda. But that's very misleading. The reason is that Shohei deferred the vast majority of his contract so that the Dodgers could be the dominant force they now are. That's the team he wants to play on. Make no mistake, though, the man will get paid. A lot and forever.

I mean... Jesus Christ!

Kudos to that guy!! It takes greater strength of character than most people have to admit when you're wrong. Definitely welcome, dude!

It really doesn't. Banda was one of the only reliable bright spots in the bullpen last year. I don't get it.

Wait! We DFA'd Banda--3.18 ERA in 65.0 IP last year--and kept Blakkke Hate-for-Brains Treinen--5.40 ERA in 26.2 IP??? WT Absolute F, Dodgers??

Fire Treinen! Sign Kike! Get it together, Dodgers!

F the Manaforts.

I like COL, no change. COL ain't never gonna change.

You got LAA on there twice. I expect one of those is supposed to be LAD, right? Which one?

You are insane. People are crickets about Iran, and screeching like hyenas about Gaza. Why are you ok with ayatollahs slaughtering Persians? Seriously. The fuck???

Hell yes!

"Let's fucking go!!" -Kike Hernandez

Please, Dodgers, please! Bring back our Kike!!!

I'll bet what they did, eventually, was hire them as ICE thugs.

(f) Except for statements which are necessary to inform the public of the nature and extent of the prosecutor’s action and which serve a legitimate law enforcement purpose, make extrajudicial comments which serve to heighten condemnation of the accused.

By god disbar this woman.

DC Bar Rules of Professional Conduct, 3.8: Special Responsibilities of a Prosecutor

The prosecutor in a criminal case shall not: ...

Old, old news, dude.

Exactly. It's certainly not "the freedom that makes possible all the others."

And trigger happy.

Absolutely!