starlight

Buh why do you gotta make me choose

These new pdaddy vocals are reminiscent of motion city soundtrack and crash kings a lil bit

Programming is over tbh

They have run out of useful things to make

Whoever invented in line text suggestions I would like to break all of the bones in ur body

hot

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Really neat how that happens

anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad

The Magic School Bus games in particular taught me a lot of good stuff!

Tfw you get correctly nb genedered at work

Even better with a little dry brushing and his shiny rubbery clear coat ^_^

Drawing of a duck in a little sweater. The duck has not showered or shaved in like four days. NARRATOR: “Our man suddenly springs into action!” DUCK: “I gotta start acting like I have my shit together or I risk being PERCEIVED”

the procrastinator prepares for a manic burst of “productivity” to spare the ego

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

You‘re watching the family learning channel

And now angry ticks fly out of my nipples

Tuesday's Coming, Did You Bring Your Coat? by Don Hertzfeldt YouTube video by WritingYellow

youtu.be/_Z4pEsEXdlI

And also this. The revolution will not be televised

Mommy Smokes Weed

fucking blue asshole wont stop being mean to the sponge boy dude i fucking hate this shit

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Yeeeeeeeeee

Uhhh it gambles for you??

A tortoiseshell cat lays on her side posed with a microphone and many twisted cords. She has a very sweet but slightly mischievous expression.

5x7 portrait of an awesome rockstar kitty!!!

I love the dichotomy of "a news site tracked your browsing history, here is a $8 check from the class action suit" vs "a company you've never heard of leaked your entire medical history and identifying information, would you like a year of credit monitoring"

Smoking the weed that turns you into a skunk today