Guy 1: Will you sign my petition Guy 2: Yeah Petition: "Make them go back and add a scene in nightmare before christmas where they go to good-fridaytown and witness the crucifixion" Guy 2: hell yeah
Seeing people posting their favorite Good Friday tweets, and I'd feel remiss if I didn't share this amazing @bransonreese.bsky.social comic
Consider that the whale has nothing that can properly be called a neck; on the contrary, where his head and body seem to join, there, in that very place, is the thickest part of him.
the full terror of the voyage must be kept withdrawn into the obscure background
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
EAT SHIT CUOMO FIRST MUSLIM MAYOR ON THE DAY THAT DICK CHENEY DIED
labor rights violations at the T4T sex party
why are you trying to do treacherous vizier shit this a a seven person company.
i just feel like it's a bad business model to do showtime before 10am
multiple train problems trying to get home, someone's smoking a fat blunt on the platform, and kenan thompson just started blasting a message to not jump the turnstile.
have you had sand? it's like dirt.
when i got to this cafe there was just medication side effects blaring on the radio outside. much to consider...
wtf did joey walker mean when he did the rove/trade single joseph give me answers
top 10 songs that utilize the word lugubrious
i think the thing is i fundamentally do not relate to college students anymore and am instead baffled by them.
sometimes a bar is too close to nyu
The ‘point going over someone’s head’ meme template, where the guy is looking at the cover of indie game Don’t Rock the Boat saying “wow.. you truly can’t know the whole store until you’ve heard everyone’s perspective” with the actual point going over his head, which is “if you make a trans woman cry she’ll make her monster bf fucking eat you”
Spoilers for Don’t Rock the Boat ig
"my friend who fucks slow and arduous"
Until the day I die this will be a Eric Adams hate account.
“In order to shoot off one email per week for a year, ChatGPT would use up 27 liters of water, or about one-and-a-half jugs… that means if one in 10 U.S. residents—16 million people—asked ChatGPT to write an email a week, it’d cost more than 435 million liters of water.”
marko hesitated
knifeless in knoxville
another day making people watch the video of randy johnson obliterating that bird.
Mouseland: Miss Mole 2025
Have a Happy New New and don’t forget to be gorgeous
When its curtains for you, well, there's really no coming back from that.
needed new place to complain about trains and yell about puppets.