Oh no what should I wear

on my team at work we gave been saying common phrases and replacing "god" with "girl"

girl willing

i swear to girl

girl dammit

My girlfriend’s partner is having the polycule over for board games Saturday and I am so nervous and excited

How can I make a ghost a werewolf and what would that be like

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

If you see this, post your transformation sequence!

What if the curse was to be human? 🥀✨🐾

DS9 Chrysalis - the Sarina and friends singing scene absolutely should not work and YET somehow

Everyone at BSky engineering just feverishly entering "fix the code so it doesn't crash, no really, pretty please NO MORE CRASHES".

Extra tabs open to ask chat bots for tips on asking for better code nicely.

The intern is feverishly doing real work but Claude keeps creating merge conflicts.

I’m boooooored

Who the hell named him Nemesis Prime and not Ominous Prime

OTD in 1996, Superintendent Chalmers enjoyed an unforgettable luncheon at Principal Skinner's house.

If Janeway was in Star Wars, she’s use the dark side to take over the Death Star and throw it at Palpatine’s own ship to blow him up; and then afterwards other Jedi would go “are you corrupted by the dark side” and she’d just go “no. I corrupted the dark side” as she sips coffee on the throne.

follow the marine biologist from star trek 4 as she finds her place in 23rd century starfleet. new cast of guys.

I never tire of pointing out that multiple shows did "Oh, my old friend is trans? That's interesting!" episodes in the '70s and '80s, and while none of these hold up by modern representation standards, they're all quite good and accepting in a way you might not expect.

You’re right.

That might not be enough time to bury the Statue of Liberty and distribute 400 million ape costumes.

The president of this country just posted a video of a woman getting beaten to death with a hammer.

(No, I am not sharing it on here.)

Gavin Newsom is the sort of guy who would vote against a bill allowing you to hunt homeless trans people for sport purely because he believes trans people shouldn’t be allowed to participate in sports.

I need a girl to sit in my lap and explain magic the gathering to me

Everything I know about Warhammer I got from a pastor on tiktok when it SHOULD have come from a hot trans person excitedly telling me about their hyperfixation with their head in my lap as I play with their hair😩

I realized two things yesterday.

1. For years, I didn't care at all about anything associated with rockets and going to space.

2. That's not right. I had just gotten sick to death of shitty billionaires and their performative expressions of wealth.

I never stopped loving NASA and its mission.

Imagine you're slipping the surly bonds of Earth and touching the face of God but then you have to get on the phone to listen to a child molester ramble about how Bette Midler is nasty

Star Trek Isn’t a Sitcom But It Sure Is Gay — Gayest Episode Ever Data becomes a single parent who lets his child choose there own gender.

It's not an April Fool's joke, per se, but last week Gayest Episode Ever did its first (and last) hourlong: The Star Trek: TNG with Data's daughter, which is not any one letter of LGBTQ but also kind of all of them? Special guest @mikegizi.bsky.social!

www.gayestepisodeever.com/episodes/sta...

Happy First Contact Day and nothing else

Happy First Contact Day and nothing else

An ascent of man depicting the evolution of ape to human to salamander, but also from ensign to admiral and the Starfleet uniform over the eras.

Evolution, Star Trek style

Yay! Looking forward to it.

I love it so much despite STILL never having played it. Are you and April still planning on releasing a third book?

Amanda Wong: "I don't know how many more DS9 takes I have it in me" PadRock: "It was wrong for Odo to eat the baby to get his powers back" Amanda Wong: "That baby was gonna die anyway!" PadRock: "Oh that makes it OK? I'll keep that in mind next time I meet a dying baby"

i luv u, stupid time-wasting website

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™