Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

He's fine. Leave the poor amphibian alone.

Hey, great thought. Where are the Epstein files?

Elon Musk's thoughts should stay in Elon Musk's head.

I'm grateful that I can just eat dinner without bothering with that bullshit.

A positively medieval way of thinking.

Are they wearing bow-ties?

I'd be curious to hear exactly how that result was arrived at.

This is a completely routine thing in politics, but it really puts my teeth on edge whenever someone's response to a question is not actually an answer to the question. Not a refusal to answer, just a statement about some unrelated issue or topic shoved in as though it weren't a total non-sequitur.

In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town.

It takes some gall to realize that you've been walking around with your eyes closed for decades and yet still feel that you deserve to occupy an important position of power and authority. Offer forgiveness to those who realize their mistakes, but never concede your power to them again.

Disney has been a shitty parasite on the back of our culture for far too long.

He would have reacted the exact same way to literally any other event.

Way too early to celebrate.

And another gender-neutral restroom opens up.

Turns out if you train a bot by showing it the internet, it ends up with the same problems that everyone raised on the internet gets.

A spoof of an infographic showing a map of Europe, colour-coded by which countries will offer food to visitors. The caption is "Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?" The Nordic territories are labelled "sad", Northern Europe is labelled "sad & wet", Eastern Europe, Southern France and Northern Italy are labelled "sad and drunk" and the Mediterranean nations are labelled "sexy". It's less funny when you explain it, to be honest.

Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?

Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks

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"Your belly feels uncomfortably full, as though you just finished a large meal that you don't remember eating. The air inside the tube is very warm, with a faint, musky odor that seems familiar, yet you cannot recall from where."

-The Making of a Stinky-Pants

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Life finds a way...to be incredibly weird.

Isabela Madrigal from Encanto kneeling on the floor, body facing 3/4 away from the viewer. She's looking back over her shoulder, looking pouty. Her diaper bulge is obvious under her pink onesie with buttons under the bum and short short legs. She's also wearing pink and lilac crew socks.

An Isabela in a fluffy diaper and a flowery onesie uwu. She's a pouty girlie. I like to think that her papí dressed her after she was naughty.

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Corruption & bribery are legal now.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/11/u...

America has fallen.. 😢🇺🇲

He's about as religious as a typical conservative. He sees religion as a convenient shortcut to greater power and wealth.