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Posts by The Flat Universe Society

I’m busy AF and don’t have time for crap like this. However, your taking money to post a hit piece is so odious that I had to come here and see how you responded. And, jeez dude, you don’t even admit what you did. WTF?! If you want to start regaining anyone’s trust, start with a real mea culpa, bruh

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I’ve never been instructed to ponder before. I respectfully decline.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

The universe's flatness is *not* analogous to an inflated balloon that's so large we can't notice its horizon's curvature. The balloon analogy is helpful in understanding the expansion of spacetime, sure..But does not relate to the flatness of the universe at all. The universe is sheet-of-paper flat

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Well, at least you have some understanding of it at all. I envy you that.
Still, I just think if it's not actually flat, they'd've used another word to describe it, like thicc or whatevz.
And NASA's website says "the universe is flat, like a sheet of paper" What do they mean if not plane-like?

6 months ago 0 0 0 0

@neildegrassetyson.com

I have a sincere question:

The earth is tilted at 23.5° relative to the plane of our solar system.

Our solar system is tilted 60° relative to the plane of our galaxy.

What is the tilt of our galaxy relative to the plane of the flat Universe?

Thank you!

6 months ago 0 1 1 0

the human wha?

6 months ago 0 0 0 0

Say wha? I think I'm suffering from such "imperfections in the understanding" here.

7 months ago 2 0 1 0

Dudes like moi

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Flatness is beautiful.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Why didn't they use the Bering Strait wormhole?

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

Fisheye lens distortion! Optical trickery!

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

The universe is actually flat. Flatter than a lasagna, flatter than the tabletop you eat your lasagna off of, flatter than any object on earth.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Good news! Your old Flat Earth Society membership card entitles you (or, rather, subjects you to) immediate membership in the Flat Universe Society! Welcome, brother.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Deus sex machine.

You gold-metal meddler.

a pancake left flat

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Man, that Tempest spideyweb flativerse is epic banging 👍

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Fact: The Universe is flat.

8 months ago 0 0 1 0

Flat Universe beliefs weakly skew older.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

I’m troll, but also I really do believe the universe is flat.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Is the flatness of the universe debatable? Nope! Anyone who looks at the data knows it to be true: it’s flat, like a sheet of paper.

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

If you enjoy not debating that the earth is not flat with cucumber people, maybe you’ll enjoy debating that the universe is flat with a pancake person.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Neil Degrasse Tyson told me that if the universe was the size of the universe, it’d be flat as a sheet of paper.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

How come Euclid didn’t know about balls?

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

Exactly. And if their minds are open, they’ll also research the flat universe theory, and they’ll discover it’s actually flat af (“flat, like a sheet of paper”, says NASA) and then they’ll discount anything else said by whomever told them otherwise.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

You forgot one:

The Universe is flat.

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

😬

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

How long?

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

Make America Measley Again!

1 year ago 10 0 1 0

Right on. It’s flat af!
👍

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Oh, it’s with necessity.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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The flattest material in the world The Nobel Prize for physics goes to Andre Geim and Konstantin Novoselov, both Russian-born physicists now working at the University of Manchester in the U.K., for their discovery of graphene.

They say graphene (a single atom thick) is the flattest thing in existence, but if you made an earth sized sheet of it, gravity would cause it to just crinkle up and wrap around Earth’s spherical surface. Even a small sheet of it bends, infinitesimally, in response to earth’s gravity. Flat my ass.

1 year ago 3 0 1 0