i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.

i’m back. i know you all have missed me dearly

a thousand rooms deep in my “things my tax dollars pay for” mind palace, I pull a dusty book off a vast shelf, flip to an empty page and jot down “IDF podcast”

Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.

as long as ur happy queen

nothing worse than seeing a beautiful esoteric woman post her completely devoid of vibes boyfriend

gatorade is health care

things are going well…i’ve started wearing my retainer and putting contacts in again…

every day my law school delusions only grow

having a Bad Time but at least i look beautiful and esoteric

first cry of the semester #down

didn’t sleep no wifi forgot to eat meals english section got changed last minute stayed up late editing assembled furniture pieces didn’t fit … at least i got to spend an absurd amount of money on little drinks and treats

today was such a disaster omfg

skipping lunch is IN

skipping breakfast is OUT

adam jockle the peoples princess

HAVE SOME NOISE

twitter user umichvoter

there are few posters who fill me with rage more than this guy

oh ive got an idea... WORLD PEACE!!!

so true bestie

except i can’t read

isaac heartstopper is so me coded

who are you

screenshot of a text conversation me: “agh i tweaked my back” “the joys of being a girl” prajna: “You sound like an old man most of the time Ngl” “The grandpafication of a 20 year old”

a slice of bread with mashed avocado and cherry jam spread on top

in what fucking world is this a sandwich

its an anemic girl summer

who do i need to follow to get kendall roy content on my tl

skeet