Genuinely mid breakdown, her head will whip around and the tears will freeze. Its actually magical

Dont forget to do your taxes

Day 4 of taking my medication again and D A M N
im a much more pleasant person

I love it tbh, im gunna be sad when I clean the shower next

The Struggle of Turning Two - my toddler 2k26

Needed this 💕 @really-creepy.bsky.social

Forget quick sand and stop-drop-and-roll.
Movies had me convinced id be invited to A LOT more costume parties as an adult and im miffed

Oh damn, I thought you were just winking seductively at me

Im just gunna strap a step stool to myself from now on 😭🤣

"Get off my landlord's lawn" sounds more accurate for our non home owning asses

Every*

Even shelf is like 8 damn feet for some reason and my friends keep losing me 😭
Gotta tie a balloon to myself

This man gets it

What a lovely day 💕

I argue VelociPastor should be on the list but in a "so-bad-its-good" way

How it feels to walk down the isles of any store cause im 5'3

I found my antidepressants WOOHOO

I fucking love cleaning

I fucking hate cleaning

Straight up back on my anime bullshit

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Lemme nap about it

Was in a super bright mood this morning and I can physically feel myself crashing so I can tell today is gunna be a bad brain day and im not prepared

My "make me" energy also extends to my intrusive thoughts.
'Go play in traffic.'
Yeah? And what will you do if I don't, idiot?

I'll be DAMNED if I ever let a low effort man feel comfortable around me

Dual anime night

A little something for the book girlies 💕

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Stop Calling by willowmortis Funny adult humor quote t-shirt

My inside thoughts dont have to be kept inside anymore 👀

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Bestie and I discussing what we're gunna do with each other's bones after we die 💕