This island's main export is homicidal sapphic fems.

This is actually so normal.

I've gathered that spending hours recreating Taco Bell menu items is a rite of passage in this game.

TURRON! TURRRROON! TUURRRRRROOOONNN!!

Happy birthday Daisy my beloved (reposts)

#SuperMario #PrincessDaisy #Fanart

Just draw them in the style of those lumpy guys making out and see how much joy that brings you.

This is the worst decision ever.

FUCKING STOP.

WHAT THE FUCK, WHO GAVE THEM A MANSION?

I mean, you're the only one who seems to acknowledge his existence, so go for it, man.

God DAMNIT

Damn. I guess Beenie Hibl can get it too.

OKAY DAMN BITCH SHE GETS IT.

BRO. Get OVER her already.

This goes so unreasonably hard

Old Man Spudsworth has entered the chat.

Support group held by a roll of toilet paper.

The contest was rigged from the start.

And then Phobianna fell for her, and SYRRP started talking to me about how cute and funny she thinks she is, which she never did for Beeny Hibl.

Unfortunately when a spectral goth baddie moves to town you kinda don't have a chance if you're a perpetually seasick egg.

Then Debtman also fell in love with her, despite talking to her exactly once.
I already knew this shit wasn't going to happen because Debtman sucks.

Beeny Hibl fell in love with SYRRP immediately. I wasn't sure about it until SYRRP started crushing back and then it got kinda cute.

And Wario is here.

'Cause Wario is.

Hella

NOTHING IS EVER GOOD FOR YOU, IS IT HELLA?
I KEEP BRINGING YOU FRIENDS AND YOU IMMEDIATELY GET INTO FIGHTS WITH THEM.
GROW THE FUCK UP.

Karambit

Ex-bodyguard and assasin. Probably still is, but her public-facing persona is "Local woman who likes turning her flashlight on and off at night."

Kyome

Perfectionist know-it-all that is actually always right. It's maddening. People just want her to be wrong just once, but local woman can't stop winning.

Topher Unlimited

An average man in the body of a shonen protagonist. His body rejects anything that isn't a rider kick or screaming.

Phobianna

A vengeful haunt from 1923 that died a gruesome death. Very open about her thoughts. Has a voice like a creepy phonograph.