Ate shitty food. Shot robots. I want to spike my phone into the ground every time I hold it. On average, probably more good than bad tonight. This afternoon? Hoo boy. No amount of robot shooting could fix that mess.
Posts by Chris Koeppel
I am so, so, so tired. On top of literally everything else, got some bad family news and I'm just barely hanging on. I hope that shooting robots in Pragmata will soothe my brain.
I read that as "dildos attack" and my brain broke
Good to see my sleep paralysis demon getting work
Today has been shit from a butt
In the interest of education, maybe it's more like someone is at an orgy and wants to throw down to bone town, but a group of people keep throwing shrimp at him to prevent it. (In this scenario there is a buffet. I do not know what happens at these.)
I am begging studios to not drag out your interview schedules across multiple weeks. I am absolutely fine with running the panel gauntlet, it's no big deal. But please for the love of everything decent in this wretched world, tighten your timelines up.
Not if you've heard me use one.
Oh, the reading is definitely me in stunned sulking mode. It's something that's very easy for me to hyperfocus on without stress.
That said, Pragmata rules.
Everything about this movie feels grimy (complimentary)
Coming up on just about a month since the layoff. I have read 16 books while playing very few games because the idea of playing anything is weirdly stressful.
It's me, I am the cat
Sure, why not bed frame, go nuts
My bed frame broke itself out of nowhere. Really feels like an on-the-nose metaphor for my life right now. Can't fix it, can't replace it since I'm unemployed, and I'm slowly being dragged down.
I think it's when someone is at an orgy but everyone refuses to have sex with them. So the opposite of a sex act, I suppose.
Same. I designed the minigames, pets, and housing systems and it's a damned shame it's just all gone.
Just gotta use DeBabelizer to reduce its palette and you're golden
Holy shit, a 2026 remaster of a Violet Arcana album was not on my bingo card. I am positively delighted.
It would have taken you 25 minutes to download that GIF
In this economy??
It absolutely is not a happy Wednesday.
I still miss working on Free Realms.
Hey what no
Unemployment status: using Miro to diagram an updated synth setup.
GAS COSTS EIGHT FUCKEN DOLLARS
Love low poly pigeon
Falco Chubb
For some reason, none of my Kerbal attempts worked like this.
Northernlion would never