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Posts by Chris Koeppel

Ate shitty food. Shot robots. I want to spike my phone into the ground every time I hold it. On average, probably more good than bad tonight. This afternoon? Hoo boy. No amount of robot shooting could fix that mess.

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I am so, so, so tired. On top of literally everything else, got some bad family news and I'm just barely hanging on. I hope that shooting robots in Pragmata will soothe my brain.

13 hours ago 5 0 2 0

I read that as "dildos attack" and my brain broke

14 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Good to see my sleep paralysis demon getting work

15 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Today has been shit from a butt

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In the interest of education, maybe it's more like someone is at an orgy and wants to throw down to bone town, but a group of people keep throwing shrimp at him to prevent it. (In this scenario there is a buffet. I do not know what happens at these.)

18 hours ago 0 0 1 0

I am begging studios to not drag out your interview schedules across multiple weeks. I am absolutely fine with running the panel gauntlet, it's no big deal. But please for the love of everything decent in this wretched world, tighten your timelines up.

18 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Not if you've heard me use one.

2 days ago 2 0 0 0
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Oh, the reading is definitely me in stunned sulking mode. It's something that's very easy for me to hyperfocus on without stress.

2 days ago 2 0 2 0

That said, Pragmata rules.

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

Everything about this movie feels grimy (complimentary)

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Coming up on just about a month since the layoff. I have read 16 books while playing very few games because the idea of playing anything is weirdly stressful.

2 days ago 10 0 2 0

It's me, I am the cat

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Sure, why not bed frame, go nuts

3 days ago 0 0 1 0

My bed frame broke itself out of nowhere. Really feels like an on-the-nose metaphor for my life right now. Can't fix it, can't replace it since I'm unemployed, and I'm slowly being dragged down.

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

I think it's when someone is at an orgy but everyone refuses to have sex with them. So the opposite of a sex act, I suppose.

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

Same. I designed the minigames, pets, and housing systems and it's a damned shame it's just all gone.

4 days ago 1 0 0 0

Just gotta use DeBabelizer to reduce its palette and you're golden

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Holy shit, a 2026 remaster of a Violet Arcana album was not on my bingo card. I am positively delighted.

4 days ago 0 0 0 0

It would have taken you 25 minutes to download that GIF

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

In this economy??

4 days ago 1 0 0 0

It absolutely is not a happy Wednesday.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0

I still miss working on Free Realms.

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Hey what no

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Unemployment status: using Miro to diagram an updated synth setup.

1 week ago 5 0 0 0

GAS COSTS EIGHT FUCKEN DOLLARS

1 week ago 2 0 0 0
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Love low poly pigeon

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Falco Chubb

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For some reason, none of my Kerbal attempts worked like this.

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Northernlion would never

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