ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

This Khloe & Lamar doc… are folks watching this? Every scene is a quintessential Queens, LA, or Nevada personality; absolutely epic entertainment 10/10 no notes

FWIW Kamala Harris called this pretty close

Surely it’s clear by now from this thread, who is my star ❤️🤩

The dish of leftovers I shared (cause… yes Reader, you know I did, soon as I got home) is rice and shrimp. “It’s so good Titi. The shrimp is like the star” 🌟
Well yes baby girl in a contest of rice and shrimp, the rice is… probably not the star 🤣

Don’t stand between a 15 year old and a plate of food it’s not a safe place to be

Very sweet and polite just got her phone working and one of the first texts is “hi titi! Phone is working again! Wondering if you have any leftovers I can help with?” Lol didn’t even check if I’m home yet

My niece’s appetite and assertiveness. Just an absolute mystery where she gets these attributes we’ll probably never know

Me: Food shopping wore me out so I took a nap
Sunita Williams: I ran a marathon in space

Will they add a bathroom ?

And when is hartford union getting a second track…

THE HOUSE JUST VOTED TO EXTENDED TPS FOR HAITI!!! Thank you, Rep. Ayanna Pressley for your leadership on this. Proud to help co-lead this effort for our Haitian brothers, sisters, and siblings. What a day.

But like, why wouldn’t NYC be charging a pied-a-tier tax?

Does it count if you can recognize the best dinosaur (T Rex) but not have a specific favorite?

After COVID,markets chose a path for themselves, and that path means nothing. It’s all pretend anyway. so why not lean into the fantasy that all is constantly perfect

Well yes this revelation is quite obvious and late isn’t it?

Ok But… AI isn’t shoes

*CT

Again #peakCT

“The report by the Crumbie group said it investigated broad concerns.”

Investigative report overshadows unveiling of Stewart-Ackert ticket The report said the New Britain tax collector, Cheryl Blogoslawski, had backdated tax payments during Erin Stewart's tenure as mayor.

An absolutely quintessential story of CR hyper specific politics.
The more you know the more it hits
Keep reading for the #peakCT use of “bashful” in a public statement from an elected official
ctmirror.org/2026/04/15/i...

Say what you want about people from Hartford;
We do not forget
We do not give up
no matter the odds.
It’s like Norse mythology.
We will likely
ultimately
usually
lose
but this makes
the fleeting
victories
sweeter.
And we know why we fight
Because we remember
And we don’t give up

FWIW @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @blumenthal.senate.gov … Europe is definitely still there! We went last fall… it’s real… and it’s spectacular

Does anyone watch #SummerHouse? Oh man so much to say prolly gotta go to Reddit for this

If this shit was easy, more people would do it

The whisper network that caught up to Eric Swalwell Warnings about the lawmaker had long circulated privately. Then a handful of women and online creators pushed them into public view, forcing California’s political establishment to reckon with how far...

This is an incredible story. Though we all deserve much, much better from people in power - FWIW I can personally vouch for the power of 3 women in a group chat. www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Wait, where are they making this beauty? Thanks for the good local spots leads

Now can everyone acknowledge they have no interest in ending this war? Even GWB cut back on golf after he started war criming in Iraq 23 years ago

It is so bad when your party’s best pitch to enlist new voters is “join our party, otherwise you can’t vote against the incumbents who’ve spent decades refusing to cede power”

Turkish citizenship would be TOO on the nose

New York is the Tiranë of America!

“My good name”