I literally only view flight prices from cookie-free browsers for exactly this reason.

My complaint about visibility isn’t so much what I could see from the drivers seat of a small car, but whether the driver in the truck behind me at a red light could see me at all.

I drive a “sub-compact” SUV now for that exact reason and it’s the biggest thing I’ve ever driven

Yes

Sweaty dark haired guy taking post-workout mirror selfie

Setting PRs today

Federal liberals could give literally anything for Alberta and it would not push the needle here. “Persecuted by Ottawa” is hardwired into people in this province.

That’s cool and all but Canadian cities being dark in the mornings in the winter, regardless whether it’s daylight saving time, is actually because of latitude, not out of spite for American sleep doctors.

Maybe we should start turning the clocks back 3 or 4 hours. Might be nice.

My cousin is in Nickelback.

Speaking as an addict, yes. Yes, you do.

This is like saying that gambling addiction isn’t real

Tell me the story about the hose

20 years ago I worked at the same CD store as Tegan and Sara. They were cool as hell and didn’t talk to me because my music taste wasn’t as good.

I get it, honestly.

I will share this fact only because it’s Christmas.

The Nickelback guy is my cousin and he told me those are absolutely the real lyrics

This guy

Dec 2025 actually. I’m not a time traveller

That’s a weird way to spell Kollage but okay

The worst part is almost over. You’re more than halfway there. You got this

Tell me the story about drinking from the hose

Oh shit where do you get this

True story:
When I was a shitty teen I used to drop food down the return slot at the library and run off. Sandwiches. Loose lunch meat. Open packets of mustard. One time when I reached in there to deliver my payload, a hand from inside grabbed my wrist and that’s the fastest my heart’s ever beated

🏴‍☠️

I’ve done it. It’s cool.

Howdy, ma’am

A man in a grey shirt, taking a selfie in the bathroom mirror. He’s got hair cut just above the shoulder, and a beard. That man is me

I don’t do this often but

This is literally the only thing that could convince me

I literally needed physio to fix this.

I thought my parents were so uncool always giving me shit about my posture.

Fucking showed me.

Are you accepting requests for people to be added to the list?

Thinking of @shaunmakes.bsky.social

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When I lived in Calgary it was a banh mi dream but now I live in the south end and it’s hard to find spot at all, let alone a good spot.

Just reinforces for me I need to travel to another part of town for flavour.

🙏

You’re in Edmonton, yeah? Where is there good banh mi here? I need to know