I fly to DFW for work and I’ve never had a flight back to KC that wasn’t delayed. I feel your pain. 🥴

An exquisite pinky ✨

Trisha Paytas

Bill Burr RIPS APART Billionaires As Rabid Dogs That Need To Be Put Down YouTube video by The Damage Report

Bill Burr is absolutely spot on. We are the richest country the world has even know. We should be living in utopia, but currently like 4 guys own everything.

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For 25 years, The Sims have made a game out of the daily grind Critic Linda Holmes has been playing The Sims since the early 2000s. Twenty five years in, she says she still finds the game charming but puzzling.

Critic @lindaholmes.bsky.social has been playing The Sims since the early 2000s. Twenty five years in, she says she still finds the game charming but puzzling.

Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossingNewLeaf/s/xgv84psulE

Animal Crossing New Leaf (2012)
#acnl

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

So fascinated by the human impulse to be like 'wow, this food sanitation practice really improved the quality and safety of food, what an amazing development, we should definitely stop doing it.'

I agree with you on this. Alo doesn’t hold up to Lululemon quality wise. Everything I’ve gotten from Alo looks worn out quickly.

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

I cried in Whole Foods today because they were playing Simply Red over the speakers and it made me miss my parents. Internet friends, I saw my parents 4 days ago.

It’s been nearly 2 years at my current company, but my nervous system still hasn’t adjusted to working with kind, competent people.

gonna have an entire chorus for a new version of "we didn't start the fire" by the end of this month

QT hot chocolate and holiday lights are an elite combination.

Kendrick’s unbridled hate inspires me to go harder at everything.

Thinking of my fellow sober friends today as the holiday seasons get started. Hit me up if you need to chat. I’ll be in my in-laws’ living room with olives and a diet Squirt for now.

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

I’ve decided to not be as nice as I tried to be on the other site. If you say something stupid or out of pocket to me, I’m blocking you.

I’m in the passenger seat while my husband drives, otherwise I wouldn’t be posting about this?

The drive from KC to Chicago is so boring that I’m reading medical journal articles that relate to work during my drive.

i think something democrats need to understand is that starting with the 2008 election, every presidential winner has more convincingly promised change from the status quo more than their opponent

they have all gender bathrooms at the kansas city airport and they’re literally just stalls with full-height doors. it’s such a simple thing but has somehow been screamed about by weirdos and bigots to the point of influencing elections. truly the dumbest thing to be mad about.

Is there a mute function on here? I have some sports words I’d like to mute.

If anyone wants to know what my vibe is going to be over the next 4 years it will closely resemble when Stevie Nicks sang Silver Springs on live TV and faced Lindsey Buckingham the entire time.

I wish to be embalmed in their white cheese dip, thank you.

I cannot overstate the life that came back to me when I got invited out to Chelly’s for dinner tonight.

Every time I go to Panera it seems like I’m stuck in line behind someone who has never set foot in a Panera before.

I was just talking about this last night! I hate ham and turkey so much that I usually end up doing Veganuary to palette cleanse.

Thanks! I love coffee and I love yoga.