Your social media person knew exactly what they were doing when they posted this headline

Joann's would like a word

Amazon and Apple obeying in advance

Total banger on ALT text

We have a President who really wants to be the Interior Decorator in Chief.

SoH has been opening and closing so much its going to be mistaken for a hooker on a Friday after payday

Is he talking about his Epstein Ballroom?

Mark it as an R-rated interview because Kernen is swallowing on live tv

Three-way tie

oh, please, televise it, stream it, whatever. I'll clear my schedule.

Do you stop at least once every page, shake your head, and say "I could write better than this"?

Sometimes you have to finish it so you can know just how bad it is in total

Ah, yes, the only car to come with a funeral wreath

Medical Jesus has medical thoughts

Taco Bell rebrands as TB and becomes an anti-vax lobbying firm

How much worse could it get?

Appalled? Yes. Surprised? No. (Waves hand at all the men who have been implicated in the Epstein files).

Stable genius, alright

Has anyone considered that if Trump is Medical Jesus, it explains his ear cartilage growing back?

Grannycore, my ass

Im in Austin this week. How do I reserve?

How soon does Swalwell go RINO?

Consider the source

Also don't forget 47 commenting on communion: "when I drink my little wine... and eat my little cracker."

Dems take notes

VP Maybelline's mascara lasted longer than the talks

Now show us how many days the Presidents spent at their property, and how much they charged the gov't

So wait, black headeds are the most stubborn?

Looks like the Nazi Eagle to me

It needs the names of every 47-administration official/member of Congress who condoned the actions of the admin. Let it be a monument to the worst people ever.