You aren't allowed to think like that. You have to hate everything the front office does at all times

Austin Rivers has now said every single play should have been a foul

Do they have gravy as a sauce option

Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of

"Anyway, this one's called Ant's Marching...one two three four..."

I wonder if Brandon Clarke felt alienated when he was at the hospital after tearing his Achilles while ja was showing his gun on insta

I am pretty sure Santi has played more games in Ja's than Ja has

@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping

Y'all are going to be begging Iisalo to take Jaren out after 3 fouls

Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

I almost vomited

I love summer grilling Sundays.

(To be clear I am not doing the grilling, that’s all @dearburlyman.bsky.social, but he’s so good at it!)

I know @dearburlyman.bsky.social is my person because I made an offhand “Pete and Pete” reference, and he just came back in here and performed the theme song 🤣

I don't really think the lottery is rigged but it's a real bad look to have 2 NBA stars hint that it might be rigged

And then yelling at fans. Just really not a great time to fall apart

No matter anyone's feelings on the celebration the last game, doing it twice tonight is just asking to get suspended the next game. I hope proving the point was worth it

@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping

@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping

How is Phoenix this bad?

The picture of the guy winning the Ziaire Williams signed basketball will always make me laugh

I have missed having a patio SO MUCH the past (almost) year and a half. @dearburlyman.bsky.social and I keep looking at each other and saying “We LIVE here!” 🥰

Also the tv on a cart makes me feel like I’m a little kid and it’s movie day. And that’s just real fun.

A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

CLANG

Simmons mentioned on one of his pods that Carter can't be traded this year because of an extension, but I could have heard that wrong. I would love to have him

Holy shit

a tweet from traitor joe about hot people who eat croissants are dangerous ALT: a tweet from traitor joe about hot people who eat croissants are dangerous

Trade war with Colombia

He is not.