Yo no sé qué parte de "quieren que muera mucha gente" no se entiende

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

Qué locura, buenísimos

‘No stage for genocide’: Over 1000 artists call for Eurovision boycott for ‘whitewashing’ Israel Brian Eno, Macklemore and Sigur Ros among artists accusing broadcaster of ‘hypocritical responses to Russia’s and Israel’s crimes’

Más de 1100 artistas llaman a boicotear el festival de Eurovisión de 2026 si se le permite participar a Israel. Entre otros firman Peter Gabriel, Brian Eno, Massive Attack, Primal Scream, Paul Weller, Roger Waters, Hot Chip.
www.middleeasteye.net/trending/eur...

Anthropic gets $5B investment from Amazon, will use it to buy Amazon chips Anthropic secures 5 gigawatts of Amazon’s custom silicon as Claude demand soars.

The investment is the latest example of circular financing during the AI boom—the practice of tech companies investing in AI startups to help the latter buy products or services from the original investors.

Italia y Alemania formaron un Eje 😂para bloquearlo.

El juez ya está fuera de jurisdicción

Cuadernos: apareció el primer empresario que dejó asentado por escribano “coacción” para no ser detenido El empresario aseguró que dejó constancia previa ante escribano de que su declaración como arrepentido no sería veraz y denunció presiones para admitir pagos ilegales. En el juicio por la causa Cuader...

Caso Cuadernos: apareció el primer empresario que dejó asentado ante escribano que se vio obligado bajo “coacción psicológica” a mentir y a reconocer que había realizado pagos ilegales para evitar ir a prisión
www.ambito.com/politica/cua...

Ransomware negotiator pleads guilty to helping ransomware gang | TechCrunch A former employee of a cybersecurity firm pleaded guilty to aiding ransomware criminals to maximize their profits, with the goal of taking a cut of the ransom.

NEW: Angelo Martino, a former ransomware negotiator, pleaded guilty to helping a ransomware gang get more money — of which he took a cut — from their victims.

He was secretly playing both sides in several ransomware negotiations, and he also deployed ransomware himself with co-conspirators.

Está Peter Thiel en la Argentina. No es la primera vez.

1/x

Danger of upside drown.

Algún traductor público en la sala? Tengo que legalizar un título extranjero (dice X obtuvo el título de Y en la facultad Z de la universidad PQ y no mucho más) y lo piden traducido por TP

A veces quiere decir "tenés que adivinar lo que quiero ver y me voy a negar hasta que aciertes"

Even before Charles II was crowned at Westminster, Pepys was made ‘clerk of the acts’ to the Navy Board and deputy at the Privy Seal. In one stroke, he had become one of the most powerful men in the civil administration of the navy, overseeing shipbuilding, maintenance, stores and provisions. The appointments came with a house by Tower Hill, and paid well, but Pepys quickly worked out that it wasn’t the ‘salary of any place that did make a man rich, but the opportunities of getting money while he is in the place’. Loveman shows how the diary became Pepys’s secret ledger, the place for him to record bribes (‘considerations’) and the elaborate justifications he might one day need to defend them. After a Captain Grove, whom Pepys helped secure a desirable posting, handed him a letter, he writes: ‘I discerned money to be in it and took it’ – a gold piece and £4 in silver. But no less important to Pepys was the performance of his own honesty: ‘I did not open it till I came home to my office; and there I broke it open, not looking into it till all the money was out, that I might say I saw no money in the paper if ever I should be Questioned about it.’ It was hardly a brilliant defence, and it’s just as well he never had to test it.

Samuel Pepys, el Adorni del siglo XVII?
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-...

Un amigo sólo veía películas que ya hubiera visto antes.

Desconozco de todo desconocimiento; al menos ahora sé que existe.

Capaz el "y no me gustó *tanto*' es mudo.

Discos, seguro. Libros y películas ya menos; con series creo que ni probé.

"I got smacked as a kid and it didn't do me any harm!"

Yes, it did, my friend - you think it's okay to physically assault tiny people who are weaker than you with no power and actually look to you for protection. You are, in fact, really quite harmed.

Macro photo in portrait arrangement — a jaunty little click beetle faces the camera while perched, dare I say in an optimistic posture on some stucco. His antennae look like a series of triangles. He looks curious. Happy. Hopeful. One supposes this is because he does not have a cell phone and does not read the news. All he knows is being a cool bug and also clicking his entire body like a weird awesome dude any time someone tries to Kafka his ass upside-down. I wish I could do that. Getting out of bed in the morning would fucking rule. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Good morning instead of enjoying clickbait let’s enjoy this click beetle

Virgo: Estás tan enganchado a las redes sociales que has llegado al final del scroll infinito.

Lee el resto de pronósticos en la web: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/04/horo...

El duro análisis de Atilio Borón sobre el tercer viaje oficial de Milei a Israel 👉 www.pagina12.com.ar/2026/04/21/m...

Péter Magyar introduced Hungary’s future Foreign Minister, Anita Orbán, to Donald Tusk and added with a smile:

— The surname is just a coincidence, they’re not related

Tusk replied:

— Well, my name is Donald, after all!

El caballero sigue hablando con el Dragón frente a su cueva. D: Pensabas que ibas a pegar el braguetazo del siglo, ¿eh? C: ¿¡Qué!? ¡Perdona pero yo soy un héroe! D: Ya, claro. C: Que sí. D: Pues en todos estos años que llevo comiéndome campesinas no te he visto venir por aquí.

Lo de Sant Jordi, parte 2. #UnaTiraCadaDia

Habrá muchas que las mostraban e igual no quedaron

We all have forests on our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each one of us gets lost in the forest, every night, alone.

Diría algo sobre cómo semejante desequilibrado puede seguir en su puesto pero nosotros no estamos mucho mejor. Igual también es un papelón, claro.