Tweet from marf (@MarfSalvador): [Boiling in a pot] Boy lobster: AAAAGGGGHHH!! Girl lobster: I'm cold

western women won't even burp you after dinner

Ideal relationship dynamic

type systems don’t slow you down

understanding the types *is* the whole problem; types don’t get in the way of doing the job because they *are* the job

I see it as something of a hiring problem. There’s a stigma / bias where companies implicitly or explicitly select for a “backend focus”. They’d rather teach React to a backend engineer than the other way around. As a consequence our frontends aren’t that good

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Denied my stand up invite on Monday. Hoping my manager understands

Libra: Your eventual obituary will include the word "tycoon" but also the word "disgraced."

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Unmedicated ADHD: my plans for today are none of my business

Therapist: So imagine a post on the Internet.
BlueSky user: It makes me angry
Therapist: I meant like a joke
BlueSky user: I'm even angrier

syncthing has entered the chat

First of my bloodline to know what a compiler is and suffering for it

Parking garage sign that says MACYS in a very 90s font

This font promised the children of the 90s a future it could not ultimately deliver

ok but at some point the kids are gonna be feeding their ais designer jailbreak psychotropic markdown files and tripsitting them while the model picks out its neopronouns and its already happening

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

I feel like when I am in an existing codebase even if small I’m like fine but every time I go to write something from scratch or solve some quiz problem I literally forget how to program entirely which is ridiculous because I have been doing this shit in some capacity for 20 years

I can honestly imagine any result tonight. In order of what I think is most likely to least likely:

Close SEA lower-scoring win
Close NE lower-scoring win
Total SEA defensive dominance, blowout
Maye solves SEA defense, close shootout like NFC CG
Sam Darnold meltdown, Pats blowout

just wrote my first rust macro and my laptop started levitating

the defender pulling Stafford's handwarmer instead of tackling him was like a lizard shedding its tail from a predator

Keon Coleman listening:

Modified from: https://rakhim.org/images/honestly-undefined/blogging.jpg Image created by my wonderful partner: @ember.pet Chart plotting "Number of projects finished" vs "Number of posts about elaborate vibecoding setup" These points in the top-left corner are labeled "prolific peak of hype-doesn't matter": - CODING SETUP FROM 2004 - READS OLD-ASS DOXYGEN DOCS - WEIRD CHICK WHO WON'T USE AN IDE - COOL MIT PROFESSOR - THAT GIRL WHO NEVER STOPPED USING STACKOVERFLOW These points in the bottom-right corner are labeled "code gen basin": - COPIES CODE FROM CHATGPT.COM - GEMINI FAN - "MY PROMPT CHAINING PL" GIRL - MOVED FROM SONNET TO OPUS - AUTHORS OF GAME JAM DMOS One point in the bottom left corner labeled: - 5b8cf6 8 years ago One point in the top right corner labeled: - SUPER HUMAN FROM THAT POPULAR TWITCH STREAM

> Rivers chopping wood
> helicopter lands
> Sean Payton emerges

Oh god Jags Bills is tomorrow

quoth the raven: couldn't score

Michael Irvin opening up his hips for your mother

Me waiting for my DoorDash order

by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night