He looks so majestic yet deeply haunted

Starting to feel like a little seal girl living in the real world and it’s so hard to get by

This weeks best Kermit

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have

SCOOBY DOO: rabies

SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that

Not to be like how is it Sunday night again already but like

I just feel like in another life I was a white boy with curly blonde hair that eats Cheetos and skateboards and looks good in beanies

I can’t keep track of a piece of paper but don’t worry they’re putting me in charge of a group of children

tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

New Year’s resolution is to become the most annoying self fulfilled version of myself possible 🎆✌️

"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?

This traitor literally stole my blanket as soon as I stood up

The ideal work life balance is all life no work

two panel comic P1: cop stands in middle of kitchen, unnerved by red spatter marks on walls and cabinets and countertop, saying "Mother of God... Nothing human could have done this." P2: Panel labelled "Earlier." shows pup struggling to squeeze catsup from the bottle onto his cheeseburger source:drawerofdrawings ig

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth, Charlie Brown?

All I need to be happy are the three Fs. Friends, family and five hundred thousand dollars.

I was pretty sure a triple dipper from chilis would heal me and I was right so like listen to your feminine intuition 💖

lot of people laughing at this, but the truth is more than 60% of crashes are caused by the control column becoming tangled in a pilot’s snuggie

The Simpsons succeeded because it nailed universal American family experiences like a French bowling instructor trying to bang your wife

Do dogs know they’re dogs or is it a Toy Story situation where some of them know they’re dogs but others think they’re a space ranger

New baby alert 💖

I wish my dog could read

A comic panel of Jar Jar Binks father George Binks with a blaster pressed up against his temple and a tear coming down from his eye

Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like

Literally the only thing I care about today is eating unlimited sushi after work nothing else matters

Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent | CNN Politics The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates ...

The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates who feared the conservative court might be ready to revisit the decade-old decision. 🏳️‍🌈

The poster for the Frankenstein episode of Wishbone showing Wishbone the dog dressed in fancy dress as Dr Frankenstein in the foreground and the monster behind him with electricity sparking from devices in his lab setting

Sorry Guillermo del Toro but this is my Frankenstein

Finally made him a true Buffalo boy 💖