Chap.

Very odd bedfellows...

Good Morning. 👍

Quick walk before work.

Women's DMs the instant after posting a selfie.

Anybody fancy a Sausage?

It's a very strange requirement...

Monday.

I went back to my first thought, after changing it to the correct answer. 🙄

9

Moon Landing.

Second guessed it.

They'll hopefully lose the FA Cup.

Good Evening.

Arteta

They've got to go to Burnley and get a result and I tell you what, I'd love it if we beat them. Love it.

I mean, I hate Citeh too.

But the Arsenal Fans have been unbearable all season...

Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh at Arsenal. Let's all laugh.🎶

We need to start giving medals to the Motorbike TV Crew who beat the runners every year...

I'm charged with cosmic energy
Has the world gone mad or is it me?

I'd use ”dove" for "dove head first..", but "dived" for everything else.

As the only native English Speaker in my direct team, I always smile when people get these wrong, but would never laugh & would only correct them if they specifically asked.

I'm genuinely in awe of how good their English actually is.

I only know of one mutual who blocked me, and didn't get a @listifications.app message.

I had to figure it out by myself as her Terrible Opinions just disappeared from my Timeline...

Sunday

I'm genuinely not adding to any recruitment drive, antisemites and Hard Left Idiots are naturally drawn to the Greens due to their Antisemitic / Hard Left policies.

And never trust a man who tried and failed to rise up in one party so switches to another...

Rate my #RSD purchases.

People are stupid enough to vote for him, so you never know...

Zack Polanski there, taking the first baby steps of the Final Solution to strengthen the strain...

I bet Gregory Porter sweats like Peado in a School Yard in that stupid fucking hat.

#PrinceNight

If you have two Weevils in your ships biscuits, always remember to eat the smaller one.

The lesser of two Weevils.

Just tried to guess the year just by Prince and Bitty McLean.

I said 1993, Wife went for 1995...

It's '94. 🙄

RIP Andy Kershaw. 😥

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Nothing says "being in control of your job" like saying you were unaware your choice for the most senior diplomat failed vetting...