Linda Yaccarino (The CEO of X) QUIT HER JOB after Elon allowed his AI to post weird sex fantasies about how she'd "cum like a rocket" while being penetrated by a "big black dick"
Elon's team is now deleting everything, potentially to avoid a lawsuit.
the girls are fighting
this hog ordered so much doordash in an effort to report illegal immigrants to ice that her boyfriend left her for being too fat. biblically accurate gluttony.
tariffs hurting so badly my credit card just declined on my fifth doordash order of the day
bad day for maga rn
Andrew Tate accidentally explains why Trump’s tariffs are going to be a disaster for America
Insane maga dude says it's "ableist" to criticize Elon Musk because he has aspergers
i love magadonians on twitter
a saudi prince is going to make elon disappear forever at this rate
does a middle schooler run the white house website?
masterful gambit, elon!
the community note already got removed
the forces of woke maga are on my ass rn but the real ones on reddit have my back 🙏
(he lied)
he finds this cruel because to him DEI means the n word instead of diversity, equity, inclusion
i refuse to have my jokes critiqued by the 53 year old ketamine addict who unironically said "i am become meme"
so guys it turns out comedy is actually not legal on the everything app.
whoopsies!
Interesting!
spotted in new york.
the american people aren't happy as elon's approval rating tanks.
The Doge (dot) Gov website has been breached and the scope of information leaked is currently unknown.
Every single Doge employee should be arrested.
Here's an internet archive proving the breach: web.archive.org/web/20250214...
Elon Musk's son tells Trump, “You’re not the President and you need to go away”
by brown did you mean brown shirts?
update: snitched on his dad to city police for having fraudulent license plate tags based on photos i found on facebook #darkwoke
