This would require the dumb guy to not call the new one Tim. No chance of that happening.

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

*Robocarriages.

Any movement on the school gun sale plans?

Bicycles?

How could she possibly know he’s looking at her? She’s got no pupil.

You’re better than a 2: Boogaloo reference.

“Oh, the beasts all fucked as the orgy spread. Bigfoot gave the Headless Horseman head.”(Karpatze: Verse 3)

cc: @cbbworld.bsky.social

Nothing is more aggravating than a confident imbecile.

Inside you are two wolves.

It's not a *strange* recession indicator, but pay attention to your local arts community.

Performers, visual artists, instructors of any artform... they're all struggling to survive right now because art is considered a niche luxury in our society.

AOC: “The President of the United States has been found convicted in court of felony 34 times, has been found liable. A judge said that he has in fact raped a woman; & by all means & circumstances, the President of the United States is a rapist”

Ohhhhh. Hahaha. That makes WAY more sense.

I feel dumb for not knowing they were even an existing shoe company. All very confusing. I feel like I just learned about Hokas like 2 years ago.

I can’t imagine what content you could possibly post that would warrant escalation. None of my business, obviously. Just weird to hear that the post police are sniffing around your neck of the woods.

Says who?

Shot. Chaser.

Never underestimate the sheer gaul of heartless corporate management.

At least Jury Duty had the foresight to cut the Swalwell cameo.

I was like Chris Hayes?

Aka “Doctors Hate This One Special Trick!”

Sir Marks-A-Lot

Hoymin…

As does anything “mogging.”

Your headlines fucking suck.

So effing clean. 🤌