The thread that's from is sensational

Look out for the bus heading to, er, "Greggs" without any protectors over its tyres...

"You won't like me when I'm angry!"
"So no change there then"

Ditto show on 6 Music is unlistenable. Off.

Just had a blood vessel in my nostril chemically cauterised, how's your day going?

Thanks Barrie, been quite a day!

I heard a rumour that the tifo is a blue liverbird

Woman "Flags went up before the potholes were sorted. You could not tell the truth if your life depended on it. So get your silly little racist flags and stick them where the sun doesn't shine. It's pathetic. You're pathetic"

Lee Anderson "It's very nice to meet you"

🤣

The Late Late Stage Capitalism Show

To earn the money for licenses, AI agents take to LinkedIn and apply for developer gigs, thereby entering an infinite loop of trying to get past AI interviews

Ha I thought the same, in fact he did this after I dropped off Dr Mrs B at the train station this morning (10 minute round trip)

dwight schrute and michael scott from the office are standing next to each other in an office . ALT: dwight schrute and michael scott from the office are standing next to each other in an office .

Spurs

Weeks of positivity, following some good results, means it's got Brentford 1 Everton 0 all over it

The ingrained Evertonian in me reckons we'll spew it today in spectacular fashion. Prove me wrong Blues!

Not forgetting the famous Goodison Road Folly

This means mortifying

Gareth Bale on the right wing for some reason

It seems "Reply Guy" has evolved and has now become "Alt Text Guy". They're everywhere, linking to different articles about web accessibility when you forget that you might have blind followers. Lads, some jokes are visual and that's the end of it.

Alan Partridge giving his address to Dante Fires after losing a pint of blood and someone shines a torch at him.

Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but what is the light source here?

Let's make sure the people trying to work out what's wrong with you are stressed and distracted by how they'll pay their rent this and every month. What a plan.

Show off!

"Everybody's dead, Dave"
"Even Peterson?"
"Everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave"

Trump talking some more absolute guff.

"I have a hundred and four friends"

Depends how many July qualifying rounds we have

Well however you found them, welcome

Are you on the ISS and the Artemis lads have just told you about them?

"The plague was started from a malattended surface, you're sacked"

What if Scott Mills nicked all them KitKats