This is probably too subtle for those that need to hear it.

Checks out- Rush gives me a headache

How long before Hybe sics its lawyers on The Onion for a poorly chosen photo?

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

A packet of pink marshmallow peeps shaped like bunnies.

When I bought these the cashier said “All the Peeps have one that looks angry this year” and I can’t unsee it.

mavis beacon did not teach you typing so you could make such terrible posts

Definitely judged those books by their covers. The keyholes and the raised foil made them so intriguing.

And then act like there are no other kids in existence once your precious is in the car.

Middle school parents are still 100% assholes in the parking lot. There is no reason to be parked in the drive lanes of the parking lot waiting for your kids when there are empty spots that you’re blocking so no one can use them.

How do I let the targeted advertising know I’ve already bought the thing I was researching, and it can stop feeding me ads now?

Neighbors invited us over for a cookout. They had no mustard what so ever for the hot dogs. I ran home and came back with 3 bottles of different kinds.

VC Andrews as well, but I read My Sweet Audrina before Flowers in the Attic and Heaven.

So the Simpsons predicted Trump’s second term.

When my kids asked about this, I told them leprechauns only go to houses of folks with Irish ethnicity, so they wouldn’t come to ours.

The man was elected Senator of a state he doesn’t live in. Of course he expects people to fall for this, too.

"Gen AI is good for accessibiwity" not the current one, actually. On the other hand, telling autistic people to rely on a machine that lies to them is actually a really funny appeal to accessibility to defend Gen AI use.

Taking all my willpower not to suggest the mom with the grammatical error in her post reconsider homeschooling.

This is what happens when our electeds are allergic to intelligence in all its forms.

I’m reading a book set on a lake, and setting a book on a lake is like putting a gun in act 1, isn’t it? Someone is going to drown, or come damn close. I’m not that far into the book, but it’s my prediction.

Or just driving west in the same time zone.

He confused “board” and “bored,” didn’t he?

Overalls
Wendy’s Chicken Caesar Pita
9/9/99

Was really surprised that the can of “protein soda” I saw didn’t have a graphic of a man in a leather jacket jumping a shark.

Where Was My Generic Prescription Drug Made? - Rx Inspector - ProPublica The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead. Use information on your prescription label to locate the factory and see inspection reports.

The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead.

Use information from your prescription label to locate the factory and see if the plant has a history of inspection violations.

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

Can’t believe Wegmans charges $9 for a loaf of sourdough bread. And don’t tell me that’s b/c it’s organic - seems like organic is the only option for the in store bakery.

Just saw a picture of a newborn, and I want adult-sized matching blanket/headband with giant bow combos in Lily Pulitzer-esque patterns.

Just heard what I thought at first was a bird, but then maybe it sounded like the Tile in my ear buds? So that’s fun to overthink.