chris. thank you

chicago reader forever !!!

it’s my favorite sound in the world

grew up with this as a child - such an incredible and special document

stanger

we take life seriously. we laugh in the face of death.

my typography business

DA DAMN CARDIAC BEARS

in reality i was a temp worker and my job was to switch the logo and text color on like 100,000 documents for an investment firm over the course of a few months. the break room had the most shockingly bad coffee i’ve ever experienced.

remembering time in 2014 when i told my coworkers i was going to see the bands Diarrhea Planet, Yuck and Superchunk that week and they looked at me with horrified disgust. my boss on monday said “so how was the Super Barf show or whatever you were doing ?”

i knew it !!!

i put on Brian Setzer Orchestra and Iggy was like “ah man, me and Brian actually had some wild times together in the 90’s”. then he showed me a very rare esoteric 70’s punk band called UBUNTU

dreamt last night that i was chilling in Iggy Pop’s basement, and he had this archaic mixing console from the early 60’s all wired up, and we were smoking joints and just picking from a huge stack of CD’s and listening to tunes.

kaputt makes me wanna wear a robe and boxer makes me wanna wear dress shoes so i gotta go with destroyer

it was really cool to see 🥹 it was much more muted to the naked eye but they way it moved was really wild. then 10 min later i bought my dog an ice cream cone!

most massive riff of all time ???

i hope to forever and ever

i’ve been freelancing for the onion and designing the fake print ads. getting to skewer adobe and spotify is a great joy in my life

you would

new algernon cadwallader is a blessing

“… I feel that if we in public television can only make it clear that feelings are mentionable and manageable, we will have done a great service for mental health.”

i'm rarely telling y'all to stop doing x or y bc of corporate entanglements but you cannot be using spotify in 2025 considering every stream is going toward a future full of AI-powered drone strikes

my new record ‘Take A Beat’ is out everywhere now. ‘taking a beat’ with this project is something i let myself do intentionally, letting this music gestate and form while i lived with it. i’m so happy it’s ready to be listened to today!

linktr.ee/wrong_____nu... to listen / purchase 🧡🎹🧡🎹🧡

uwu

the pod is modded 🫡 new click wheel and new 512gb flash drive ✅ tried to install a 3000mah battery but it was defective! 😡 perhap ill do another mod round with new battery, faceplate and backplate 👍

new Wrong Numbers tune out everywhere today - it’s about a guy named Tony who can’t stop winning the lottery and then losing it all over and over again. stoked to announce vinyl will be available via subscription to Storm Chasers LTD! sign up for vinyl and other extras linktr.ee/wrong_____nu...

downloading .flac files off of soulseek, running foobar2000, and loading up a soon to be flash-modded 5.5 gen ipod with rockbox like its 2006 / 2839

Pet Symmetry Presents 'Big Symmetry' THE NEW ALBUM OUT NOW

BIG SYMMETRY is out everywhere today 💙💜💙💜 we love yall with our BIG ol hearts. listen to the record LOUD on your medium of choice. tour starts next week. see you out there!

ffm.to/bigsymmetry

ONE MORE BIG TUNE BEFORE THE RECORD IS OUT ON FRIDAY. THIS ONE’S CALLED BIG WISH. I REALLY GOT MY WISH WITH YOU. TOUR STARTS SOON SO BUY A TICKET. WWW.PETSYMMETRY.ROCKS. NAMASTE

her: come over
me: but u live across the ocean
her: my parents aren’t home ;)
me: