JESS MCCLAIN absolute 🔥to lock in fifth!

Ugh, I saw the video now, too. 😭

Wait, is this for real?!? And also, why is Bluesky borderline nonfunctional this week so I'm struggling to find others reacting to this... GAAAH.

Ah, welcome to your birding years! 😂

This is what happens after 30 if you don’t stretch.

New York #Yankees pitcher Jim Abbott, who was born without a right hand, throws a no-hitter vs. the Cleveland Indians at Yankee Stadium! (1993) #MLB #Baseball #History #Inspiration #RepBX

Max Fried starting and Oswald Peraza hitting cleanup for the other team. If the Yankees lose today, I will be Mad Online.

I get that it's the Olympics, but I don't think I'll look back with regret in refusing to spend $600 to merely get in the door of a prelim soccer event at a stadium that does not yet exist.

Update: I'm not paying $570 for two tickets to a TBD preliminary soccer match.

Thus ends my search for Olympics tickets. It's been fun.

It's been two minutes and I already dislike the process to (attempt to) secure LA2028 tickets.

Similarly, I visited friends in Zurich last year and a.) cars were definitely not the primary mode of travel but b.) even in areas where they were, drivers were incredibly considerate.

It’s honestly unlike I’ve ever seen the past few years — and prior to living in Baltimore, I lived in DC. So, it’s not like I haven’t been in cities. I truly don’t get it, and I’m so tired of getting so jolted that I wind up shaking for minutes afterwards (with adrenaline or with anger? Unsure)

Yes, 100%! I raised my arms and said “Are you serious?” But kept my tone and language extremely restrained since kids were nearby and the guy stared directly at me deadpan.

I’ve also had drivers lean on their horn at me as I cross with the walk sign.

Have we reached such a level of only character syndrome that drivers are essentially aiming at pedestrians? …as if *I’m* the problem for slowing their commute by a few seconds? There were also children just a few yards from me at the time, but I guess that’s not a concern either.

I’m running out of words to express my rage for the absurd increase in drivers who literally drive directly at me as I cross in crosswalks with the walk sign. A half block from my house in Baltimore I had to literally jump out of the way as a guy turned left directly into where I was mid-cross.

Every layer of the Russini story makes me so disappointed & sad. I'm sad for their families, I'm sad that one of my absolute favorite people in sports media had to resign, & I'm sad that women in sports media will face undue questions about credibility all the more because of her actions.

Yankees 2 HR After Entering as Pinch-Hitter
Steve Balboni 5/23/1990 at MIN
Raul Ibanez 9/22/2012 vs OAK
Raul Ibanez 10/10/2012 vs BAL (ALDS Gm 3)
Trent Grisham tonight

Wait… does this make Caballero the player of the game now?

Well.. I wish you an evening better than José Caballero’s.

I always feel at ease when my doctor walks into the office shoeless.

The Yankees are 4th team since 1900 to go 0-6 or worse in one-run games through the first 15 games of a season, joining the 1907 Brooklyn Superbas (0-6), 1913 Reds (0-6) and 2008 Braves (0-7)

well this is cool - Mo’ne Davis made her Banana Ball debut pitching for the Indianapolis Clowns (via Banana Ball)

As the Integrity crew splashed down TO THE MINUTE of their estimated arrival and hit the BULLSEYE, this is a reminder that Katherine Johnson was an absolute genius. My God. #NASA #ArtemisII

Planning to say 👋 to whomever is covering Lexington Market today. So cool you all are doing this!

A box of Frosted Go Blue Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts.

"You know how the University of Michigan says 'Go Blue', right?"

"Of course."

"Well, we're making limited edition Pop Tarts for colleges and Michigan would be a perfect school for this. We could do Go Blue Blu..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to tell me how to do my job."

The result:

We could hit or surpass 90 degrees next week but I guarantee you, when the pool is slated to open over Memorial Day Weekend, it will somehow be 55 and rainy.

I just assumed that, like me, they foolishly thought they could hang their clothes on hangers only to discover all their tops have shoulder pulls.

Based on the suggested email responses it gives me, Gemini clearly thinks I'm more of a "yes" person than I am.

National Geographic Research shows 8 hours in bed no longer guarantees a restful sleep.

I can guess.