Chef’s kiss
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The press should boycott.

He can switch to Republican and run for President. They love this shit!

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., speaks during a news conference. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

AOC: “The mistake that I made, you know, from all the movies that we see growing up about heroes & villains — is that I thought that fascist takeover attempts were going to be architected by evil geniuses — I was not expecting how unearned, nepotistic, mediocre, & just dumb the architects would be”

No. We cannot.

My lady friend is Hungarian and still has family there. Her ecstasy today knows no bounds. 🇭🇺

And everything else…

“He has finished Good Night, Moon several times!”

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I have some nominations in mind...

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Always about him.

Always.

The Republican Congress are the Kevorkian in America’s assisted suicide.

Virginia McCaskey dodged a bullet.
Bear down!

Pop Pop is off his meds again

NRA Response…

🦗🦗🦗

Pay up, suckers!

That Venn diagram is a single circle

😂

I would fire up a Cohiba and open a bottle of Dom Perignon.

Rodrick is awful

Doesn’t everyone take monthly cognitive tests?

Nothing to see here, folks.

Every fucking day

When these games today were scheduled, they looked great.
All duds.

I’ve said it from day one. If he had been shot, the medical report would have been plastered all over.

That might be better, since most voters seem to have the attention span of a goldfish.

😂😅🤣

Behold! A kitten is born in Bethlehem!

Don’t threaten us with a good time, liddle Mikey!

Oh, well, if the DOJ says so, it must be true.
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