my tweet saying "i wish hannah were alive to see bsky today", and some random dude just replying "Hi"

twitter has well and truly been replaced

Since people are talking about how bad Threads is today, here's a throwback to one of the all-time posts over there.

we're getting closer

I do not have the fortitude to be a stan of any sort, my god. Fighting the ticketmaster battle? No thank you.

I can't take any more breaking news. I'm broken by the news already.

Kendrick just pulled a Beyonce and dropped a whole album on us omg

my boyfriend can’t do anything alone what do I do 😭 I love him but I need a break sometimes

lost some blood. gotta be aroind here somewhere ..

[chet hanks voice] me want da originalle recipe fo oxy contin

Flagged by the state for disparagement of cat

Alexa, play Made For Me by Muni Long

all timer

Me: Ugh, my cicadian rhythm is all out of whack, I gotta get this sorted.

Friend: Don't you mean circadian rhythm?

Me, already digging a hole to spend the next 17 years underground: No

writing my thesis about how much less often strangers approach if you mutter to yourself and occasionally squawk

A sentient ladder wearing a Santa hat holding press conference. They are standing at a podium surrounded by microphones. The ladder says Thank you all for coming. We are asking Americans to place us on a firm, flat surface and to please have a spotter to help prevent falls when setting up holiday decorations.

Nearly half of all holiday decorating injuries are from falls.

More on holiday safety: www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...

the cycle of the moon

I keep seeing comments about how sexual Sabrina Carpenter is and then I watch a video and it's the most innocuous boop boop be doop shit I have ever seen.

yes cryptocurrency is horrible for the planet but more importantly it bores me

The serenity prayer is way too long. God grant me the breakfast

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day.

Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.

In the bar austistic as shit

a screenshot of a bunch of different new accounts making the same shitpost DjLockup @djlockup.bsky.social • 1d forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times Swiss@sikholiwe.bsky.social • 1d Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times. Cbreezy @chriscomethru.bsky.social • 1d forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times Midsummer Ex @midsummerex.bsky.social • 12h forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times Diary of CEO @noturchailatee.bsky.social • 1d Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

this is fine dot jpeg

yes, make america NORMAL. do not trim grey flannel BUSINESS suits with yellow PIPING because that's historically a SPORTING DETAIL

im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.

donald trumps hiring people with the one qualification needed: need to be pedophile