Nice Burger!

"meef" sounds like a brand of mushroom-based steak i'm unsuccessfully trying to convince my parents to try

The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday) YouTube video by Baked Goods

A joyous holiday to you and yours

youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...

subway honeymoon!

congrats!

oh, he did the Secret of Mana cover art

french tacos!

Congress: we need 6 4-week recesses a year

also Congress: we're gonna vote at 2am

methane is the least of the problems

the biggest problem is the amount of grassland cattle requires, and forests being clear-cutted to make that grassland

then there's the water consumption

If you're complaining about the price of beef you never, not for one moment, cared about climate change.

6'5"

whenever i see someone looking at the tall shelves, i offer

25 days ago...

bsky.app/profile/sout...

and one of the least funny people on Earth

Really says a lot about society that we cured bacon before we cured cancer smdh

opening pornhub after smoking a joint

every diner gets a tub

Frieza is Cancelled!

The Donut Hole in La Puente, CA. it's a drive thru donut shop where the entrance and exits are giant donuts

there are quite a few of them around LA county; several in Long Beach. Randy's is definitely the most famous

then there's The Donut Hole in La Puente

this one is highly relatable

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

he's having his tea

i've actually never heard of a doctor getting drunk and killing someone in surgery, and i definitely don't hear about it at least once a week

pretty eerie, right?

be better if it were open 😤

If you're wondering how the blockade is landing, this has been making its way around the naval nerds today

plus you get all that ham

"The daily body ritual performed by everyone includes a mouth-rite. Despite the fact that these people are so punctilious about care of the mouth, this rite involves a practice which strikes the uninitiated stranger as revolting. It was reported to me that the ritual consists of inserting a small bundle of hog hairs into the mouth, along with certain magical powders, and then moving the bundle in a highly formalized series of gestures."

from "Body Rituals Among the Nacirema" by Horace Miner

i thought that was Vanilla Coke, but it's just sun-faded so bad

spring

a black moogle